mistraus

The male version of a mistress. I.e the male sleeping with the husbands wife.

I found out my wife has been fucking her mistraus

mistraus by Mistraus November 9, 2018

mistruspicious

mistrustful, suspicious, unable to trust due to suspiciousness

"dude, that guy is mistruspicious."
"fr, man."

mistruspicious by queefsticle February 10, 2023

When the pretender is mistrustful! 

The moment when the pretender is mistrustful, this frase is used when "When the imposter is sus!" meme starts being unfunny.

Michael: Hey Clint, when the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!

When the pretender is mistrustful! by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021

Mistranslasian 

A hilariously bad attempt at translating something to English from any Asian language, most commonly Japanese.

"Hi, can I get some egg rolls?"
"Yes, we have many super octopus for you! It make happy power for you long time!"
"Does anyone work here who speaks fluent English? I couldn't understand any of that horrible mistranslasian you just made."

Mistranslasian by TheHereticTheory March 5, 2012

When the pretender is mistrustful! 

This frase is used when you want to annoy someone with a dead meme.

Clint: Dude, why you're sending me "among us" memes? This game and memes about it are dead. Please stop dude.

Michael: When the pretender is mistrustful!

Clint: I really hate you.

When the pretender is mistrustful! by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021