A person completely and hopelessly obsessed with the videogame series, 'The Legend of Zelda', often to the point of being a living breathing strategy guide, and using 'Link Logic' to solve everyday problems.
Manager : Why is Dave pushing those crates around the warehouse? He's supposed to be on psychiatric leave.
Shift Leader : He's trying to find the switch that opens the gate to Ganon's Fortress... What a LoZer...
Shift Leader : He's trying to find the switch that opens the gate to Ganon's Fortress... What a LoZer...
by Ding, Hero of Thyme October 5, 2011
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by Bummey July 19, 2003
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by rocketman January 30, 2005
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by Ashley Blake-Moore January 5, 2008
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Tom: Why are you such a lazzer for man get it yourself
Tom: Why are you such a lazzer for man get it yourself
by Thatdonmeek March 25, 2020
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