Ken Lay

Either this biggest idiot not "minding the store" of a major energy company or a fucking douche bag that lied and bankrupted his employees while selling off his shares at Enron.

Said douche bag then conveniently dies while "slumming" in Aspen, Colorado while awaiting appeal; thusly ending his conviction and reinstating his wealth to his family without fear of civil judgments. Said body of douche bag then conveniently cremated immediately.

Most likely living in a foreign country with lax extradition agreements with the U.S.

Sentence- "Hey, lets dig up the body of that douche bag Ken Lay and drag it down to Wall Street and place it at the exchange and show those other greedy bastards their cult hero...oh wait...'his body' was cremated one day after he 'died'...how convenient for 'Kenny Boy'!"

by corporatescumbags July 28, 2009

Lay off the grass

Stop smoking weed. Or talk to me when your not high

"what'd u say?" x5
"'Lay off the grass bro it's driving me insane"

by oriyabara October 24, 2012

lay hands

To lay hands on someone is to want to fight someone. As in lay your fists on their body to create pain.

"He's talkin shit bout my grandma, so i'm bouta lay hands on a nigga."

by J-Thizz May 14, 2008

lay-in

A term used in prison referring to being given permission by one’s physician or psychologist to not have to leave the cell for a few days for whatever chosen reason.
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I’ve only got the rent-a-phone for the next two days so I got myself a lay-in so I can get in touch with as many family members as possible from the comfort of my rack.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019

cadaverous lay

someone who resembles a dead body during sex due to lack of movement, participation, and/or energy

"she was a complete dead fish. cadaverous lay!"

by damesdarvis June 14, 2009

Lay Buddhism

Much like Buddhism, but praticed by people who aren't monks. All you need to be a lay buddhist is to follow the eight fold path and agree to Buddha's teachings.

Lay Buddhism is Buddhism for the common man. I'd be a lay buddhist, but meditation is really hard, props to Jordan for being a Lay Buddhist.

by Schillster September 24, 2005

lay oreo

take that back lay oreo!! ... i said take it back.

its mr lay oreo

lay oreo, aka leorio

u lucky u have hot femboy kurapika

by killuascatmaid January 24, 2021