Kerplunk

the sound of a huge shit hitting the toilet water after 5 days of constapation; a splash that hits your anus after dropping a terd

Maia wished she could go kerplunk right now but she's had one too many fudgepacks - it's stuck up there!

by Chris & Maia July 13, 2002

Ass Kerplunk

When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.

Anyone for ass kerplunk, i got some malteasers left over from christmas...

by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008

Kerptastic

Indicating that you are the best or unbeatable, mostly used after someone has been "Kerped" (read definition for Kerp)

That guy is Kerptastic!! xD

by ZackKerp April 1, 2009

Kwerim

Kerim is a passion fruit. No one can change that. Kamile decided it.

Rayhaan,Jack,William,Josh: Wow is that kwerim?

Kamile: yes the passionfruit

by Kamile22 March 18, 2019

Oscar Kerplunkladdy

The name that you give ur pet hampster that you love so much but sadly killed by leaving it in the hampster ball forgetting to let him out and therefore starving him to death.so sad

I just killed Oscar Kerplunkladdy! Fuck!

by Just another betsch from 302 February 27, 2019

kerploding

Used in an episode of enlightenment, expresses an ungodly amount of exploding.

"Hurry, the planet's kerploding!"

by we're high October 8, 2004

kerpow

kerpow is a cartoon phrase which can be used in a number of ways, mainly threatening

if u dont shu'up il kerpow your ass

by saneless October 23, 2004