Kurtis

too sexy for words.

girl: hey kurtis!
kurtis: hey

boy: why are your pants all wet?

girl: umm...ohh..

by Rambo1107 February 3, 2010

kurtis conner

is the best youtuber, is a very good guy with a good heart, funny as heck and makes awesome videos, mayor of kurtistown, a round of applause for him👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

me: hey have you seen kurtis conners new video?
idk: yea omg it's so funny!
me: right! are you a citizen of kurtistown?
idk: yes!

by qgk March 25, 2021

kurtistornied

Living for the sole purpose of getting wasted on the weekend. Sometimes even on weeknights. Work is only a stepping stone towards and funding for the inevitable. Then when you do get wasted, it's not so much as to lose your memory, but to get so utterly annihalated as to end up on your best mate's lawn in a chick's bra and a star post up your ass.

For fuck's sake, I got so kurtistornied last night that apparently I was dancing naked on the local cop car singing Amy Winehouse songs!! Never mind I'll be backing it up tonight!!

by grimreaper6969 August 5, 2011

Kurtsie

Being a fan of the fictional character Kurt Hummel, from FOX's Glee.

Dude, she's such a Kurtsie...

by ThatInvisbleGirl January 23, 2011

Kurte

kurte another word for cute if you want to be funny then just say ´That anit kurte ummhmmm no it anit´.Or if something is not cute say cute

Look at her hair that anit kurte

by Ackadonkey January 29, 2020

Kurtis Blow

First rapper to ever go "mainstream". Represented the 80's old shcool hiphop scene, when shit was true and all was good and when it was cool to call hip hop, "rap". Nas even stole his song "If I Ruled the World"

by Hamydeez October 5, 2003

Kurted

The act of shamelessly asking for or taking things you didn't work for. Mostly marijuana, cigarettes, and money. Bonus points if you never call what you want by it's real name

Come home and all your weed gone. Damn it son I just got Kurted.

See that cat asking for squares outside the club? I almost got Kurted.

"Yo man gimme one them Marlboro browns!" Nah my man, don't feel like getting Kurted today.

by Kurtillac killa June 10, 2018