Kumpling

Sad little small-eyed boy.

That bitch kumpling is so sad

by bhgvhijpil October 25, 2019

Kumpshke

An exclamation that describes when one's self is within cumshot distance of someone (or something).

"That's a lot of talk for a guy within kumpshke distance..."

by TheGayBat February 29, 2020

Tea'N'Kumpiting

Driving on wrong side of the road

When in a street race you go to pass your opponent by Tea'N'Kumpiting or you can do it just for fun when with friends.

by SnTbg June 8, 2009

Kumpf

When a man is entering a woman through the rectum and he ejaculates into her rear, and she later expels the liquid with gas propulsion.

DUDE, i was shit-mining katie this weekend, then when we were done, she kumpfed all over my face!

by bob the butt boxer March 28, 2008

kumptastic

when something at first glance seems pretty good, but once you take a closer look you realize it totally sucks

Kump seems like a good drummer, but he's really actually Kumptastic

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 11, 2003

kumpin'

Ghetto term for "something"

Kumpin' be wrong wit you nerga.

by Drea October 28, 2003

kumpswarped

When you are getting fisted in the ass, but then they grab a hold of something and pull you inside out.

After my boyfriend kumpswarped me I spent 3 weeks in the ICU.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020