klomp

Defines a situation, sometimes a person, which/who is so bad and so out of line that it/she/he is much less than unsatisfactory

a. Situation. The Afghan War is a total KLOMP because we cannot win it and like in Vietnam we will lose thousands of good people whom we could have had at home to revive our country.

b. Person. Governor Palin is a KLOMP for not filling out her term of office and manipulating the people's election effort.

by Ace Hummer July 19, 2009

klomkom

When clocks have hiccups in China and sometimes in Thailand and india

my friend in china had a klomkom clock yesterday

by magnusmagnum June 3, 2017

klompstra

Big daddy is what you have to call him because of his loving farther side and his experimental side to all the kinky and gay stuff. His monster cock over time has become know as veiny boi. His best friend Holden has never done any of the gay stuff with him but has taught hockey on and off the ice.

Yo that klompstra run away.

by xXDaddy dongXx April 3, 2018

Klomp

To hit someone or something with your penis.

I’m going to klomp you so hard tonight.

by Absolute weapon April 19, 2019

Klompot

It's like chancla but instead of trowing a flip-flop/slipper you are trowing a Klomp (dutch wooden shoe).

look at that kids bruise, i bet his mom klompot him

by Lauw69 January 12, 2020

Klomping

When you use your brute strength to hold your partner down and force them into submission and do butt stuff

There alot of klomping at Anthony's house

by Klomptastic April 19, 2020

klomped

(v) to klomp; getting v faded from Klonopin (clonazepam)

i get klomped at work to ease the pain XD

by satanic druglord August 17, 2021