klepto-accentitis

An auditory disease where speakers catch the accent of others and begin using it in their conversation.

When you were on the phone with North Carolina, your klepto-accentitis kicked in, and you said, "Ya'll need to hush up now" in a southern twang!

by Lorilynn December 4, 2010

klepto diet

A diet consisting solely of food that one can steal for themselves.

I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.

by Scumgoth August 10, 2017

Klepto Friday

On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.

Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?

Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.

Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.

by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021

klepto rackz

the dopest song ever made

dope lad: oi klepto rackz is dope
dope las: i rekon

by dope las July 28, 2012

Klepto-fucking

The act of having a one night stand at a stranger's house, then before the owner of the house wakes up, stealing something from their property and leaving.

Have you heard? Jessica got caught klepto-fucking.

by Son-Dood January 3, 2017

Klepto Phodo

My oc’s name meaning:
FIRST NAME:
Klepto:
short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.
You fucking klepto give back my stapler.
LAST NAME:
Phodo:
A dildo that takes pictures
Nice phodo.

Thanks I think it is quite "exotic"

Klepto phodo.. The gayest person alive, even the name is ridiculous

by Monokoki September 5, 2021

Klepto Flamiac

A person who steals peoples lighters.

Secure your Bic, that guy is a Klepto Flamiac.

by Katzmeow October 19, 2021