kleenex shoes

A nod to last night's episode of "The Office."

A pair of shoes made out of kleenex boxes that a man wears when he's missing his only pair of shoes.

Scott: What was up with Alfred's shoes? Were those kleenex?

David: No, they were kleenex shoes!

Scott: What the hell are those?

David: They're something Alfred turns to when he loses his shoes. At least he's wearing shoes, right?

Scott: Right!

by Alfred Miller October 9, 2009

kleeped

to be so wasted that one is kicked into sleep by drunkedness

Halfway through the night Jay was kleeped in the basement closet

by Yabooii3535 May 20, 2016

clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.

stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!

by Jenna April 5, 2003

Cum Kleenex

When a guy takes a kleenex and cums on it then puts it back in the box so then some dumb broad grabs it and wipes cum all over there face.

Domenic: I just cummed in that kleenex.
Indy: Oh my god. Really?
Domenic: Watch
-MOMENTS LATER-
Ashley: THERES CUM ON MY FACE! EW.
Domenic: HA BITCH! i just gave you a cum kleenex

by Stephanie Giorgie March 9, 2008

krispy kleenex

The morning-after crusty paper tissue evidence left by the bedside after cleaning up ejaculate mess w/it. Inspired by those ever popular Krispy Kreme donuts.

I left Sheila a fresh half-dozen Krispy Kleenex by her nightstand.

by rob chaidez July 28, 2008

meat kleenex

The receptacle for love snot. Female genitalia.

He asked if he could blow a little love snot into her meat kleenex.

by magrook July 28, 2006

brown county kleenex

while giving a cincinnati bowtie the woman sneezes in your anus as if using it as a kleenex, it is called brown county kleenex because the location of the sneeze is most likely brown and the word was created in brown county ohio thus putting it on the map!

dude i hate winter all the women get colds and give me the brown county kleenex! i shit boogers for weeks

by hubie&auschwitz May 1, 2010