while giving a cincinnati bowtie the woman sneezes in your anus as if using it as a kleenex, it is called brown county kleenex because the location of the sneeze is most likely brown and the word was created in brown county ohio thus putting it on the map!
dude i hate winter all the women get colds and give me the brown county kleenex! i shit boogers for weeks
by hubie&auschwitz May 1, 2010