martin freeman is kittens

Martin Freeman is a British actor. Most people know him from things such as John Watson in BBC Sherlock, Tim Canterbury in The Office and a few other things.
Kittens are cute, Martin is cute, therefore Martin Freeman is kittens.

Person One: "I've got loads of pictures of Martin Freeman~"
Person Two: "Oh my god, I love Martin Freeman, he's kittens!"

So Martin Freeman is kittens.

by gottagetmyjam April 25, 2011

Kitter

Another word to describe a cat. Sometimes is substituted for Kitter, Kitter John Jitter, and in rare cases, Skitter.

"Hey, i like your kitter."
"Groose, your skitter stinks."

by iblilt September 3, 2012

Kittens

Little puffballs that somehow ended up on this goddamned planet but have the power to make you instantly love them. Those who don't have committed a monstrous sin/crime and will be shoved aside by society unless they love puppies or learn to love kittens.
Cheers guys ❤

Girl: OH MY GOD! ITS A KITTEN!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH
OMG OMG OMG I LOOOOVE IT!
Girl 2: AAAAAAAAAAAH YASSSSSSS !
Dude: (Also squeals) I love kittens too!

by Ashthekitten May 1, 2019

sea kittens

What some animal rights activists use instead of the word "fish"

Sea kittens taste better than land kittens.

by Freigeist May 16, 2010

Killing Kittens

The act of masturbating

Damn I'm soo horny, I better go kill some kittens

by Matt R March 28, 2005

Kittens

1. The baby cat, basically.
2. A mirror of The Pain Series on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

1: I have lots of kittens!
2: Go on Kittens on Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's really cute!

by LuaGunsX December 22, 2022

discord kittens

a "uwu" person who can't afford a 10 dollar subscription fee so they hunt for sugar daddies instead to pay for them.

me: who's them?
him: oh they're my discord kittens

by mellowrin May 21, 2022