karmic backlash

When things go smoothly for a period of time and you're enjoying life, karma finds its way back to you and fucks things up.

I had the best November but I'm getting karmic backlash and December is turning out to be such a drag.

by Yana TV January 21, 2009

Kermit the Frog

A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true

Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet

by Kermit has no money September 15, 2018

Kermit

The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself

Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?

by Zaniel December 20, 2017

Kemi

smart pretty fashionista

A beautiful intelligent girl. Kemi is unique like her name and stands out from the crowd. Glamorous, sincere, creative, colorful, poised, talented, remarkable, amazingly witty, gorgeous, just the absolute best girl out!
And let’s not forget she is a fashionista!!

by Lolaisthebest2233455 February 5, 2020

Sad Kermit

The most influential of all musicians. He's so real it's unreal. Sad Kermit was dumped by piggy and as a result he became very depressed and started to spiral into a world of depression, heroin, alcohol, and self harm. This depression influenced him to start covering other songs that are known to be sad. He covers Elliott Smith's Twilight and Needle and the Hay, Nine Inch Nails Hurt, and Hallelujah.

Dude I feel so sad and Sad Kermit get's me through everything, I love you Sad Kermit Stay in there man!!!

by VaYnE FTW January 7, 2010

High Kerbing

When a man raises his leg on a higher level e.g. Kerb, low table, sofa arm etc. to allow extra leverage for masturbation

I did a good bit of high kerbing last night while the missus watched

by HenrikHK June 14, 2017

Kerianne

The best person you will ever meet. If you are her friend, then you already know how lucky you are to know her. She can light up anyone's world with even just a hint of her smile, and meeting her eyes makes you want to melt. You can't talk to her without being overwhelmed by emotion, and whenever she isn't near you, you feel like something's missing. Everyone who has common sense loves her, while those without it are jealous and they don't know why. A girl who if you meet, you will fall in love with.

I was walking in the hall the other day and Kerianne said hi to me, and my stomach has been full of butterflies ever since.

by phat plat February 24, 2013