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When one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning.
Anthony got so drunk last night he JOOSED the girl at the bar.
JOOSED by triktrik January 25, 2015
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Dragon Joose 

1. Dragon Joose is an alcoholic energy drink, similar in design and purpose to competing beverages such as Sparks and Tilt. It is growing in popularity due to its relatively high alcohol content (9.0-9.9%) compared with other beverages generally available at a convenience store, such as beer (typically 4-6%) and other alcoholic energy drinks (typically 7-8%).

According to its packaging, Joose contains caffeine, taurine, ginseng, and natural coloring. Joose is currently available in 23.5 oz orange, red, purple, green, or blue cans on a black background. In May 2008, Joose released Dragon Joose, the packaging of which shows a purple dragon and lettering against a black background.

On February 5, 2009, Joose released its latest flavor, Jungle Joose. The release was discreet, as the drink was not previously advertised on the official website. The can has a colorful display with multiple skulls on it. It has a 9.9% and has a fruity flavor.

2. An alcohol-energy drink that when consumed in large quantities creates a culture of hyperactive drunks.

3. A bouncer's worst nightmare.
Man, Billy was so hyper last night that he got kicked out of the bar! It must have been the Dragon Joose that he drank before going out.
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A state of being induced by consumption of mass quantities of Majorska Vodka. Consists of serious delusions of sobriety, where one thinks and feels as though they are completely sober, to go as far even as feeling a sort of "divine" sobriety, which allows them better understanding of situations and "the way things are." In reality, to any third party observer, the "Jorsked" one appears too hammered to even be walking. Upon pointing this out, however, one will quickly face retaliation from the Jorsked beast.

The aforementioned brand, and only the aforementioned brand (and it's triple crown) is known to induce this mystical, almost unreal, state of being.
"Man, I just drank a fifth (750ml) of Majorska all by myself. I'm so Jorsked, but I know I'm good to drive."

"Look at that guy. What the hell is wrong with him? He can't even speak, never mind walk, but he's still drinking... Oh, he must be Jorsked."
jorsked by M.M.A. December 1, 2006
Big dick, little finger, dry tongue gamer. Expected to be able to withstand the best of the best LoL matches. But will fail in the moment when asking a woman for her number.
I went to college with this Joosher. He was ok in the moment but he didn't have much foreplay game.
Joosher by Predisis August 10, 2022
Someone that trolls or tries be funny and they aren’t. (Lingo Made By Hatecaps) On Twitch
See he wanna be jooski”
Jooski by Hatecaps November 30, 2022
A huge young gentlemen
Mik and sander have some joosjes in their pants
Joosje by tornado58 July 12, 2011

jooked up 

Phrase based on the West Indian verb to jook, as in to stab. to jook someone up, or to get jooked up.
"Truesay, man's gonna get jooked up tonight"; "Oh my gosh, Tyrone got jooked up round my estate"