Jooske 

Jooske is the kindest, sweetest and most amazing person ever. She may not be the first person you notice in a room, but when you do you’ll never want her to leave your side. She doesn’t have an evil bone in her body, but that doesn’t mean she just likes anyone, that’s because she has very strong morals. She won’t accept anything that is unfair or unjust.

She’s a glowing light in the dark. She can be social and a party animal, but also likes to have alone time and just read books etc (she’s a real bookworm, and very very smart)

If you got yourself a Jooske, you must do anything to protect this precious creature. Protection is necessary since some people will use her for their own good. But it’s worth it, because she will keep you alive in return (by supporting you and always being there for you)

She doesn’t fall into relationships, but rather likes to take it slow so that she knows for sure what she feels. (This is also because she hates conflict (bc she doesn’t want to hurt anyone) and wants to avoid this as much as possible.) But if you hurt my Jooske I will personally come hunting you down.

Person 1: Omg, look at her!!!!
Person 2: Yeah I know, she looks sooooo much better then 3 years ago!
Person 3: I heard it’s all thanks to Jooske, she saved her...

*all 3 start crying of jealousy and admiration*

Jooske by Rmkdte July 3, 2020

Joosey 

A Lifestyle
To be Joosey is to be free.

Cameron- "Hey guys!, Get Joosey"
TJ- "Get Joosey"
Max- "Get Joosey"
Jacob- "Get Joosey"

Joosey by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018

Jooked 

adj.

To be stabbed.

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro

Jooked by Kadava September 25, 2003

Jooster 

Jooster it the name given to slash fictions that include the characters Jeeves and Bertie Wooster of P.G. Wodehouse novels and the television series Jeeves & Wooster, in which the two men are personified by Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie respectively. Jooster ('J' from 'Jeeves' and 'ooster' from 'Wooster') fics always include either the suggestion or actual mention of love between Jeeves and Wooster at some point in the story. Otherwise, the fictions are known only as Jeeves & Wooster fics. (Note: There are no such fics as 'Beeves'.)

Bertie simply couldn't bear it any longer. He launched himself off the sofa and stood in front of his man.

"Oh, Jeeves, dash it all, I love you!"
"I love you too, Sir." Jeeves replied, the corners of his mouth rising one-sixteenth of an inch.
"And this restorative. Why, it's absolutely topping!" Bertie shouted as he waved the emptied glass towards Jeeves.

"I endeavour to give satisfaction, Sir."

~Not taken from any existing Jooster fic. Many brilliant fics can be found at indeedsir at LiveJournal.com.

Jooster by LilyV687 September 29, 2010

Joose Laugh 

Laughing hysterically and unreasonably after consuming the malt liquor drink "JOOSE." (aaaaahhhaahhaaaahhhaaa)

After drinking two jooses with the boys i had the sudden urge to Joose Laugh!

Joose Laugh by Connorjoose December 14, 2010

joose nozzles 

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema

Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!

joose nozzles by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009

Joose

The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.

"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."

Joose by InconspicuousNigga December 2, 2009