jizzingly

a way of emphasising just how amazing something or someone is. A thing that makes the male genitalia stand and cough up its liquid on its own. Same goes for the female genitalia!

"audioslave make some jizzingly good records"

"chris cornell is jizzingly amazing"

by jizzinglygoodnameoldchap! June 2, 2009

Jizzming

Cumming and orgasming at the same time.

“Fuck, I’m jizzming right now”

by 同志 February 13, 2023

Jizzin Around

A term used for when someone is wasting a significant amount of time, or messing around doing nothing.

- Yo, so what did you do today?
- Nothing man, just stayed at home alone jizzin around.

-Dude wake up! Stop jizzin around, put your pants on and let's go!

by A Free Load June 3, 2010

Jizzinsky

When getting a blowjob, at the point of Climax you push the person giving the blowjobs head down while simultaneously thrusting the penis down their throut to stimulate the gag reflex enducing a cough, the semen then comes out of their nose. Just like when u drink pop and cough, it comes out of your nose. (Follow up with a sweet kiss)

On our honeymoon I gave my wife a Jizzinsky to show my appreciation for her efforts.

by Pete Gizzinsky February 12, 2009

jizzintine

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.

Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!

by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010

Anal Jazzing

Anal Jazzing is where you proceed to anally fist someone, then you do Jazz Hands.

She was really into some freaky shit, so I tried Anal Jazzing her for a good time. Who doesn't like Jazz hands, am I right?

by Goaste Fan July 12, 2009

Jizzin

(Adj.) To describe something that is awesome.

That new iPhone Bob got is jizzin.

by queer11 October 1, 2010