Jewnetics

The genetic coding of an ashkenazi or sefardic organism, often producing a displeasing phenotype of thick, curly hair, large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a predilection for mild neuroses and observational humor

"You can try to hide the byproducts of your jewnetics with straight-ironed hair, a yarmulke, or even a Burberry scarf, but your true roots will find a way to shine through!"

by Sarah Barker September 5, 2008

jeanette

to be completely and utterly intoxicatd to the point of incapacitation.

"Bra, I was so jeanette last night."

by J'net October 30, 2007

booty call jeanette

The act of an unhappily married small town lady, cruising the local bars for a piece of ass.

(victim talking to friend) (victim)- hey Joe i was at the bar last night and i was about to leave, but then i saw booty call Jeanette, we ended up having drunk sex and mutual masterbation on my friends couch, it was cool even though i think my friend was awake.

by superheroes on the couch October 19, 2007

Jewnetic

The traits that Jewish parents pass on to their children. Common Jewnetics include the large nose, stinginess, and the Jew Fro.

Guy 1: "Yo, what happened to David Meshulam's nose."
Guy 2: "It's Jewnetic, dude."

by Jako Kot October 23, 2008

hannah jeanette morelock

The coolest person to talk to and has a great smile, pretty, hot, nice boobs and butt, funny, fun to talk to, and is best friends with Andrew Watt <3

hannah jeanette morelock

by wrestlero3md January 1, 2012

Jeanette

Jeanette's are so good at taking care of their fish 🐠 🐡 🐟

Jeanette's fish died again

by NOTATHERAPIST January 26, 2020

Jeanettics

Finding out that your friend Jeanette's parents are very closely related, even closer than cousins. usually follows that awkward question "Why do you have six fingers on each hand....?"

Mel : "Hey Jeanette! How come you have three legs, dude??"
Jeanette "It's 'cause of my Jeanettics dawg. My brother's my dad!"
Mel "OOH" Hi six, sista!"

by Schmilliemoo March 30, 2011