Jeanettics

Finding out that your friend Jeanette's parents are very closely related, even closer than cousins. usually follows that awkward question "Why do you have six fingers on each hand....?"

Mel : "Hey Jeanette! How come you have three legs, dude??"
Jeanette "It's 'cause of my Jeanettics dawg. My brother's my dad!"
Mel "OOH" Hi six, sista!"

by Schmilliemoo March 30, 2011

Jewnetics

Jewish genetics; genes of a jewish person or jewish people which give rise to featues commonly associated with jewish people such as hooked noses, frizzy/curly or frizzy/wavy hair, dark eyes or hair, etc.

When I walk into a spanish supermarket, I am really an oddity. I'm not only white, I've got Jewnetics.

by the coolest motherfucker I am February 28, 2011

jeanettasaurus

A pleb streamer on Twitch.tv commonly known for being toxic, racist and arthritis. Jeanett is commonly seen causing havoc and chaos in the HKG_Chickenman Stream. She doesn't deserve mod.

Jeanettasaurus please stop being toxic.

by Anon on the chickenman chat October 16, 2018

Jewnetics

The genetic coding of an ashkenazi or sefardic organism, often producing a displeasing phenotype of thick, curly hair, large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a predilection for mild neuroses and observational humor

"You can try to hide the byproducts of your jewnetics with straight-ironed hair, a yarmulke, or even a Burberry scarf, but your true roots will find a way to shine through!"

by Sarah Barker September 5, 2008

Jeanettical Juice

A type of juice created by an intelligent scientist named, Jeanette, who genetically formed a non-sugary liquid from Golojuice, discovering a juice that is none of it's kind.

OMG, Jeanettical Juice is WAY WAY WAY better than Golojuice.

Such an amazing non-sugary drink that I can't stop drinking before track and cross country because it's just so GOOD!!!

by Jeanettical April 29, 2009