Jersey

Alternative word for toilet.

Be sure to flush the Jersey after you take a shit!

by guido#22 June 27, 2009

Jersey

The cool uncle

Jersey took care of Michael today, hes such a cool uncle

by bnnuydel October 27, 2022

Jersey

The dirty conglomeration of land that resides South West of NY. It is sometimes known as the Garden State, but I guarantee you won't find a single garden. . .just filth, skanks, and wanna be Guidos and wanna be New Yorkers. There are few exceptions including parts of Northern Jersey which happen to be pretty nice however the Jersey Shore is heavily overrated and Long Island beaches are generally preferred. They have no sports teams worth speaking of except the Devils and the Nets are soon moving to Brooklyn.

Fag: Yo dawg, u from Jersey?

Other guy: Do I look or smell like filth? Fuck no!

Hey Bro you wanna go to the Jersey Shore?

No, I don't want an STD. . .

by EmPireStateOFMiNd December 17, 2009

Jersey

it may suck to sum people livin here maybe because....they aint hood....dey get G-checked erryday...they get jumped...they white in the wrong hood...or the niggaz just dont gotta life....hate it or Love NJ iz on top..wurd up..JERZEE whea u at...hoLLa atcha boy earlyyyy!!!

big upz to Philly,NY,NC,NC,CA,B-More,MA,FL,VA,H-townn errywhere eLse jusz rep yo hood 1

by Brayzii B May 7, 2005

Jersey

Jersey is a wonderful girl but is going through some stuff with her parents she can also be a bitch when she's grumpy but also very caring for any people she is also real funny when you get to meet her

Jersey is a wonderful girl but

by Kittykatgirl10 November 25, 2018

Jersey

Look, the real Jersey is a small island off the North West coast of France with a population of 90,000, approx. half of which are drug smugglers, tax evaders and inbreds, and the other half...well, thats why we live in other parts of the globe, e.g. New Zealand. Right on.

Drink Mary-Ann Bitter! I'm not bitter. i just cant stand the place.

by The Islander formerly known as Fi February 1, 2004

Jersey

verb: the act of pulling one's top over their head in a physical fight, as seen in a hockey game.
jersey, jerseyed, jerseying

"Did you see that? He just got jerseyed!"

by Sh4v4l October 22, 2008