Jersey

The best state in the U.S
Home to one of the wealthiest towns in America, and is known for it's fantastic educational standings.
We know how to drive here in Jersey, tourists don't.
Be prepared to be flipped off and honked at 24/7.

In Jersey, we don't go to the motherfuckin' beach. We go down the shore.

by dirtyjerseykid March 07, 2008