jane: you are gone too much we are breaking up
thor: *6 years later* playing fortnite, drinking beer and drowning in sorrows
thor: *6 years later* playing fortnite, drinking beer and drowning in sorrows
by kylehhhh April 29, 2019
1. A plain, understated girl who is still unbelievably hot
2. Short for weed
3. A name used in a bunch of awesome songs
2. Short for weed
3. A name used in a bunch of awesome songs
1. Damn, Jane is so hot even in that boring sweatshirt
2. Dude, I'm pickin up an ounce of Jane this weekend.
3. (Lady Jane, Sweet Jane, Baby Jane)
2. Dude, I'm pickin up an ounce of Jane this weekend.
3. (Lady Jane, Sweet Jane, Baby Jane)
by JAROBA December 28, 2009
Very caring mother
Stressed over nearly everything but successfully uses that motive to accomplish tasks.
Girl: I want a mum like that! I want a jane Durran!
Stressed over nearly everything but successfully uses that motive to accomplish tasks.
Girl: I want a mum like that! I want a jane Durran!
by L1vwidit September 23, 2019
n. a person who does everything more beautifully, easily and stress-free than you...and even if she doesn't she'll lie and say she does
n. one who is always overly-happy and never admits to facing failures or challenges
n. one who is always overly-happy and never admits to facing failures or challenges
All the Janes in my life have their babies in three pushes and leave the hosptital wearing their size 3 jeans.
This Jane in my neighborhood always has homemade cookies and fresh-squeezed lemonade for snacks as opposed to my packaged Goldfish and juice boxes.
"That's fabulous! I can't wait to get their files!" exclaimed the Jane in the office next door genuinely as she took on three extra clients in addition to her already packed 80 hour work week.
This Jane in my neighborhood always has homemade cookies and fresh-squeezed lemonade for snacks as opposed to my packaged Goldfish and juice boxes.
"That's fabulous! I can't wait to get their files!" exclaimed the Jane in the office next door genuinely as she took on three extra clients in addition to her already packed 80 hour work week.
by The Kept Woman May 2, 2007
Janely is a goofy, caring, nice person but can instantly become aggressive and stoned all the time. She has dark brown hair, dimples, and shes short, shes loves makeup, jordans and has some great style. Mostly every boy wants her because she smokes and shes thick. she gets put through so much but ignores it because she cares more about the ones she loves even though she can have some brake downs. She has dated many wanna be gangbangers because shes into bad boys but If you find yourself a Janely dont let her go she’s somethings you’ll regret loosing and hurting.
by Babysharkdodooo December 3, 2018
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Someone who is very average in appearance and everything else, even though everyone wants to be her and thinks she is gorgeous. "Plain Jane"
Everyone else: "Jane, your pictures are so pretty, you are so going to be a model. Every night I pray to God that I'll wake up and look like you."
Dan: (sigh) "That girl's smile could brighten anyone's day!"
Dan: (sigh) "That girl's smile could brighten anyone's day!"
by anonymous January 19, 2004