Jizzopoly

Jizzopoly was first created by the acient Persians. It is a type of sport where one uses his male reproductive organ to meditate with others while masturbating to calm music, frequently accompanied by the sounds of a wailing cat. The Persians used this sport as a way of meeting new villagers into their land. This sport is still played in parts of Turkey and Albania. Future plans have been determined for this sport to show up in the 2008 Olympics. National Teams are to be decided.

A highly complex set of rules has been written and forever documented as "Ye who Jizzes upon the Face of Man". It is leather bound and written in sperm. Females are not to be present while this sport is in action, however they are required for oral clean up afterwards.

Rules:
> Contestants penis must be at least 5" long and 2" circumference.
> Wailing cats must be male and 30' from contestants.
>Women may not be present, until oral clean up begins.

"Hey, Bud. Want to join me in a game of Jizzopoly? I'll bring the cat, if you provide the oral clean-up!"

by Bobby Portsmith March 23, 2005

jizzograph

its like an autograph... but with Jizz

Kyle completely jizzographed that girl's shirt.

by MistaMark February 11, 2008

Jizzonable

Able to be jizzed on. Worthy of being jizzed on.

Yeah I mean I wouldn't say Kelly is all that but she is definitely sufficiently jizzonable.

by Jman, T Baggz and G-Unit June 10, 2010

Jizzowats

Level of power your ejaculation is. The power can be anywhere form 0-1000 Jizzowats

Wow when i was fapping my ejaculation was like 200 Jizzowats

by W.e. Man May 13, 2011

jizzonometry

The art of controlling the projection of a nut. Only few have enough precision to fully understand jizzonometry, you must be a very skilled ball handler to learn jizzonometry

To master the art of jizzonometry one must” “hit thy bug with thou nut

by Niggstar123 February 1, 2020

Jizzo

Definition #1: What happens to you when Anthony Rizzo hits a home run. Just a feeling that you get.

Definition #2: A ship of Anthony Rizzo and Aaron Judge that is used when they have a moment that tells everyone they’re in love

“Rizzo makes me Jizzo”

“The way Judge and Rizzo look at each other, I can tell they’re in love; Jizzo”

by RizzoJizzzoJudge April 4, 2023

jizzop

Defined as the "Jack" in a deck of cards. Often used during high stakes Poker Hands (Texas Hold 'em, Pineapple poker, etc.). Most commonly used when a player has a pocket pair of Jacks, the 4th best hand in Poker.

"Can't believe you won that big pot, were you bluffing?" "No", says Ezekiel "I had pocket Jizzops and hit 3 of a kind".

by habanerohummus August 31, 2023