jizzop

Defined as the "Jack" in a deck of cards. Often used during high stakes Poker Hands (Texas Hold 'em, Pineapple poker, etc.). Most commonly used when a player has a pocket pair of Jacks, the 4th best hand in Poker.

"Can't believe you won that big pot, were you bluffing?" "No", says Ezekiel "I had pocket Jizzops and hit 3 of a kind".

by habanerohummus August 31, 2023

jizzocide

The act of murdering sperm.

You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.

Rianne is committing jizzocide.

by damn damn danno October 26, 2006

Jizzypiss

the complex chemical mixture of urine and male(animal or human) semen. This can only occur in states of extreme orgasm where the male loses control of his kidney for a temporary period and it mixes with the semen.

Yo man i jizzypissed inside my bitch last night.

I just jizzypissed in your mouth.

Lets jizzypiss on your mom.

by Sheraz Roy Iqbal October 18, 2009

jizzpop

(Noun). An explosion of excitement similar or equivalent to male or female ejaculation.

Ex.1

(You just found out you've been invited to a big party and became excited.) Yo! That invite gave me a jizzpop!

Ex.2
Ever had a jizzpop?

by LilGzeLumbee January 20, 2014

jizzoint

Joint. Left-handed cigarette, maryjane, pot, weeeeed

Let's go smoke a jizzoint!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

jizzoon

A sexually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. A conflation of the word jizz with '-oon', to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. Like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn't a graceful option.

I found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in Trish's handbag again. That bitch is a Forrestal-class jizzoon.

by Lord Grimcock September 18, 2007

jizzepie

An individual who thinks he is hot shit around asians, but actually isn't. He thinks he can woo any girl and constantly has a crush on a different person each week.

Andrew likes Uma now? He's such a jizzepie.

by Ayyyyyyyyyy lmao January 18, 2015