Dying by a large crab from seafood poisoning when your zodiac symbol is Cancer.
Getting a Zodiac symbol of cancer and developing cancer.
Being born on December 25th, your
parents naming you Jesus, and you end up growing up to be
atheist.
Loving literature and being beat down by someone with a
book.
Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use wrong
grammar...
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Ten examples why men are
lazy
1)
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Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.
I laughed at the irony.
Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.
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Hitting a
kid in the face with a bottle of
Johnson's no more tears.
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Isn't it funny how in school they replaced blackboards with
white boards because they
work better?
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Writing a 2000 page long
book on preserving rain forests.
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And finally, the United States, the most diverse free
country, where people can vote, run by a fucking idiot.
