instabake

1. When one inhales a large amount of hash and marijuana, upon the exhale of smoke, one may or may not be insta-baked - the instant sensation of being "baked" has completely entered your body and you are lifted and shifted, higher than the ceiling.

"Instabaked by hash nigga"

by zootedandbooted August 15, 2012

Instaoops

When you stalk your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend on Instagram and accidentally like her photo and unlike it in a heartbeat. However, she sees that happening.

"My ex-boyfriend's current girlfriend had an Instaoops moment and she thought she got away with it."

by Insta_Observer May 19, 2014

instaboner

when you see something that you like and you get an instant irection

Man when I saw that girl I got an instaboner

by marcus102893 February 20, 2009

instaboner

boner brought on by the very mention of the actress from "Precious"

I was watching that movie last night, and got the gnarliest instaboner.

by harlandclarke August 28, 2010

Instamood

A state where any outside activity/conversation is ignored completely because their on Instagram.

I have to deal with instamood at least twice a day.

by Jpounder November 27, 2013

instabro

People (usually men) who make an instant, friendly, non-sexual connection. The term is often used in larger social interactions when you and your instabro are having an awesome conversation and some bored party-goer butts in: "where do you know each other from?" / "how long have you been friends?"

Bro1: Dude, I'll give you 1000$ if I can bang your sis.
Bro2: Woah, 1000$ - finally someone who *gets me*!
Sis: Hey, what's up guys? You seem to be having quite a chat.
Bro2: Yeah, me and my instabro here are helping each other out.

by Chymera August 26, 2013

Instabro

A dude who prefers to stalk social media rather than txt.

I know he really likes me as he liked 27 of my pics last night and stops by every bar I check-in at but he never txts me back to hang out. He's such an instabro!

by Sixx In The City January 13, 2014