Incerting

Not a real word therefor it’s not a rare TikTok username.

Incerting is not a real word therefor it is not a real name. I got this not rare TikTok name that’s not a word

by Onlyfax2021 May 7, 2021

Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony

1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."

by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018

Incestigation

An investigation in regards to rumors of blood-related family members involved in sexual relations

We have conducted an incestigation to determine whether or not the rumors of you dating your sister were true or not.

by ByteMei November 18, 2019

Incestigator

A private investigator for incest.

Guy: “No!! Mister! I think my sister and brother are fucking!”
Incestigator: “Ah fuck, not again. I’m putting a bloody stop to this.”

by YTB - Yeah The Boys November 24, 2019

indexing

The act of constantly refreshing or updating a platform of discussion, in search of any and all new additions.

Man, I was so bored last night. I was indexing that forum from 10 til 2.

by smurphy_UK February 16, 2008

innertingle

The feeling of thinking you know someone and getting their attention when in fact it is NOT the intended person you thought you knew.

I tried to get my uncle's attention and it turns out it wasn't him and he just starred right at me - The feeling that you get when this occurs is called innertingle.

by Russell Justin April 8, 2008

iNesting

the act of preparing for the arrival of an iphone. Since they are in such high demand some people wait for weeks to finally get one. iNesting is quite literally downloading apps onto itunes, updating itunes, and downloading so many podcasts and music. iNesting is the only way to cope with the anticipation.

I cant belive your iNesting, dont you have anything else to do?

by Valada August 9, 2010