iNesting

the act of preparing for the arrival of an iphone. Since they are in such high demand some people wait for weeks to finally get one. iNesting is quite literally downloading apps onto itunes, updating itunes, and downloading so many podcasts and music. iNesting is the only way to cope with the anticipation.

I cant belive your iNesting, dont you have anything else to do?

iNesting by Valada August 9, 2010

incesting 

committing incest on a regular basis.

having sex with your mom on a regular basis would be considered incesting

incesting by Baybee Becky October 20, 2008

Investing 

Glorified gambling

I just lost 100 bucks from investing in the stock market. I'm gonna put $100 more in, I'm sure I'll do better this time!

Investing by mad5793 February 26, 2015

Investing Aggressively 

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony

1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."

Investing Aggressively by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018

Incesting 

The act of a family member totally making moves on another family member.

Adrianna: "So my cousin messaged me on Facebook, and he was all like, 'hey baby, good morning, i love you' and I got scared cuz I thought he was incesting me up so I signed out. Then I realized that his fiance has the same name as me."
Brandon: "lol awkward"

Incesting by zombiedinosaurseatyou February 19, 2011

Incesting 

When you use crowdfunding for crypto investment, but actually you are stealing from people.

It is the opposite of investing.

Crowdfunding is for kickstarter, not for incesting.

Incesting by Raggydiann April 13, 2021

Incesting 

Interesting incest

The sex me and my sister had last night was incesting.

Incesting by SpamTheSalmon June 24, 2023