Humans

A bunch of dumbasses who kill each other and waste shit. They are also very sexual and enjoy getting drunk
Most humans are bad, but. The ones like trump are the worst
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Humans are actually technologically advanced teletubbies from the future, brought here by time travelers. We have lost the antennas on our heads due to the development of the DVD and television OUTSIDE of our body. We have also gained higher intelligence, deeper voices and better speech quality through Rosetta-Stone, brought to the teletubbies time by Marty McFly. Teletubbies come from a place latter known as teletubbyland. Teletubbyland land is a very green, lush, and thriving country, currently known as Afghanistan.
Marty McFly: Hey Tubby, I'm your distant relative, I'm one of the humans!

Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!

Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?

McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*

Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!

BOOOOOF!
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A gourmet dish served to only the highest royalty and the ones skilled enough to steal some
King Louis (Don't ask which one): MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Joe mama: humans
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You fucking humans, you have killed yourselves just so you can get some more useless green papers.
by Go-swami September 05, 2019
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n. Humans - Retards, that destroy forests, and kill each other apparently.
In this case, humans is being defined as the most retarded biological life form on earth.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.
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The ruin of this planet
Humans will destroy Earth.. and thats a FACT
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Humans are fucking ugly. They will never be attractive no matter what they fucking do fat, artificial, plastic fuckfaces.
Fuck you ugly shit humans change your bodies into cute animals.
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