Hubberbate

When a hubby’s married sex life is so void of spousal arousal and so infrequent of coitus that the just masturbates constantly.

I wondered why my husband took so long to shit each morning. He was snapping one and a little hubberbate.

I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.

I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.

by Dick Onchin September 26, 2020

hubbind

Two ‘married’ people who are engaged by a ruler. Hubbind is like a husband but better.

Benefits of being a hubbind include, getting another hubbind, and being able to be in another relationship with out it being cheating, because you are only hubbind, but hubbind is your first priority.

Person 1: Are you guys dating?
Person 2: no we are not dating but we are engaged by a ruler.
Person 1: Oh so you guys are Hubbinds.
Person 3: Y e s

by Onyx_exe July 25, 2022

hubble telescope

the best astronomy tool. ever.

I am doing my History Day project on the HST

by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005

hubbitup

1. the act of adding an external USB hub to your computer due to the lack of USB ports available.

Dang!... I ain't got no place to plug in my new camera, guess I am going to have to "hubbitup"

by Elvis North February 14, 2008

Hubble Telescoping

Receiving such high definition nudes from a distant land, that one learns new information about the human anatomy.

Guy 1: This girl ive been talking to online from Nepal has been Hubble Telescoping me recently.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This image quality is so great! I had no idea the clitorus is at the TOP of the vagina!!

by YungArab69 October 28, 2017

Hubbae

The title given to Bae when he becomes Hubby.

When did you and Hubbae tie the knot?

- about two weeks ago 😍

by KayGee February 10, 2018

hubbin out

when you dip about 4 hours deep

Bro 1: 'ay bruh what you pickin up for lunch"
Bro 2: 'bruh I'm straight hubbin out, catch me at beef o brady's

by bilbobaldwin August 2, 2018