hornswoggled 

to recieve unfortunate oral copulation

This broad had braces AND epilepsy, I got hornswoggled big time.

hornswoggled by Thunder Milk April 11, 2003

hornswoggled 

Tightly restrained; secured, unable to move. Barely able to wiggle.

Well, I'll be hogtied and hornswoggled!
Obviously refers to cowboys roping and throwing calfs or cows, securing the rope to the saddle horn (hornswoggled)and tying three of their legs together with the 'pigging string'.

hornswoggled by D. Learned February 2, 2004

hornswaggle 

A term used in place of words like "rubbish", "bloody hell", or "yeah right". Invented by Elizabeth T. and spread throughout the Earth.

Jeff told me he was with his girlfriend last night, but I know it to be naught but hornswaggle. I saw him giving that man a BJ.

hornswaggle by Dr. Tony January 17, 2005

Hornswoggle

A derogatory name for one of the newest initiates of the fighter pilot community

Hornswoggle couldn't fly BFM, refuel, or make corn!

Hornswoggle by ROCC December 23, 2008

hornswaggle 

to wiggle one's fingers under someone else's chin while yelling out "HORNSWAGGLE!"

Stoner number 1: Hey, Stoner number 2, look over there! (points to the right)

Stoner number 2: What? Where? (looks to the right)

Stoner number 1: (Stealthly HORNSWAGGLES Stoner number 2) HORNSWAGGLE!!!

hornswaggle by Keef Stonewood October 30, 2007

hornswoggled 

To be gored by a bull, picked up and shaken while still pierced by the horn. To be fucked.

AT&T's done hornswoggled muh cornhole.

hornswoggled by Harry Baltzak September 5, 2016

Hornswaggle 

When a woman(or gay man) invites a man to their home under the pretext of a friendly hang out, but with their subtext being, "I'm gonna fuck that guy."

Sweetie, I went to hang out with Sarah and she jumped me.

That bitch tried to hornswaggle you?! I never trusted her.

Hornswaggle by Bootsie M. Tripper III September 20, 2014