Little Jack Horner

When your having sex doggy-style, and one slides their thumb into their partners butthole

Last night during sex, I surprised my girlfriend with a Little Jack Horner

by ChristmasPie April 21, 2020

Hober

A rare bird found in the Amazonian Rainforest. Said to have similar features to that of a shark cross toucan. It is generally agressive and has shown no other emotions. Tends to hang around trees that has the colour of ebony. Scientist have concluded that it is close to extinction due to its inability to find mates that are geniuinely interested in it, they are often led on in relationships.

Gee that asshole over there is acting like hober

by Doctor Noctor November 6, 2012

Horneranxious

A riff on "hornery" which is the sensation of being ornery due to being horny. It is the irritability that accompanies moments of celibacy.

Horneranxious is horny + ornery + anxious. The word adds the anxiety component of moments of celibacy.

It can also mean that you have so much stress in your life that you need to fuck frequently to relieve tension.

My man is writing his dissertation, which is making him uber horneranxious.

I have a big interview tomorrow. I'm horneranxious. Can we fuck already?

by barnabeast January 16, 2010

Hoberknocker

The name calling of a man or woman that does not catch onto the joke or idea that is presented.

Mackenzie did not at all catch on that the tweet about inspiring was about her, she's such a hoberknocker.

by Mackenziesux December 5, 2012

hoonery

(Noun) The active descriptive form of the word "hoon:"

1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..

2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..

"What sort of hoonery are we getting up to today?"

by advanceatspeed August 5, 2017

hobernstion

a word created by Kaela Webster, meaning to go into hobernstion, basically disappearing.

"omg eunice went into hobernstion that's why she never texted back"

by potato17 February 3, 2021

knob-hobber

Excessive dick sucker; person who sucks more than a lot of dick

Gosh, that girl is such a knob-hobber!

by Mrs. McKnobhobber March 17, 2017