Hipsterpotamus 

A very large hipster in skin tight clothing and a handlebar mustache

"Dude. Check out the skinny jeans on that hipsterpotamus. So incredibly wrong.

Hipsterpotamus by Pageboy May 7, 2014

hipstereotyping 

Assuming a hipster has certain qualities based on other hipsters exhibiting those qualities.

Sorry I thought that was how your boyfriend danced. That's how that other hipster dances. Guess I was just hipstereotyping.

hipstereotyping by joshuapromero September 6, 2016

Hipsterpotamus 

Someone who's such a huge hipster you don't know if they're on trend or just trying way too hard.

I've seen my share of hipsters, but that dude is a hipsterpotamus. Not sure if I'm sad or impressed.

Hipsterpotamus by Ramhunter47 September 21, 2017

Hipstellectual 

Not hip enough to be a hipster, not smart enough to be an intellectual, a true hipstellectual fancies himself both. Typical traits include an obsession with the Colbert Report, writing terrible symbolist poetry while laughing at the slightly-more-bearable goth/emo writing scene at DeviantArt, starting a favorite list of books on a social networking site with Al Franken, describing one's religious views on aforementioned social networking site as two obscure quatro-syllabic words pulled straight off of Wikipedia, refusing to shop at any other store than Hot Topic and lambasting those who criticize him/her for it, wearing last year's fashions, quoting in-jokes from last year, writing biased reviews of media the writer has no authority in, and a skin-and-bones physique caused by veganism, running from riot cops, or both.

A hipstellectual is the worst of both worlds, bringing both pseudo-intellectualism and hilariously-mismatching outfits to any clique he attempts to join. Any attempt at conversation with these individuals quickly results in an argument about their favorite topics: politics, fashion, and veganism, in that order. People wishing to talk about something other than Obama's foreign policy and "war for oil" should probably venture elsewhere. Despite claiming to be social butterflies of the highest caliber, hipstellectuals are often closet gamers who are too scared to be alone to play anything other than terrible, terrible MMORPGs.

Hipstellectual: Today I had to play single-player games because my PC was being fixed from all the malware I got from broken Korean grindfests. It was horrible! I actually had things to think about like "plot", "strategy", and "characterization"!
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Hipstellectual: THE CAKE IS A LIE! Haha, get it guys? Wasn't that game good? Also, I'M ON A BOAT!!!
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Hipstellectual: Yeah, actually my religious beliefs are Antitheistic Humanism. You probably don't know what that means. It's cool, it just means I'm smarter than you, no big deal.
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Hipstellectual: Ron Paul was totally supposed to win the 2008 election. I read it on the Internet, so the election must have been fixed or something.
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Hipstellectual: Paying more for a pair of banged-up jeans than for a full three-piece suit is just a matter of taste. If you don't, you have bad taste.

Hipstellectual by The Cultural Drain June 23, 2009

Hipsterpotamus 

A Derogatory term for hipsters, A hipster that is too hip for hipsters

Tim: Man I hate hipsters!

Hipster: Yeah i hate hipsters their so gay, im way better
Keegan: Your a friken hipsterpotamus you hipster fag.

Hipsterpotamus by JimScene September 22, 2010

Hipsterosis

(noun) the condition of a pleasant normal person deteriorating into a hipster

Look at Jason and those ridiculous glasses. Hipsterosis really got him.

Hipsterosis by occupy_urban May 14, 2012

hipstermobile 

The latest "cool" phone popular among teenagers. They usually have internet services, camera for the lame myspace pics and the hipsters are practically attached to their hipstermobile.

sidekick 2,3,lx,iD,slide
Blackberry Pearl
these are hipstermobiles

hipstermobile by necronomicon April 10, 2008