Heffy

Short name for Hefeweizen, a type of beer that is brewed with wheat, as opposed to the more common barley. It's unfiltered, cloudy, and kicks the shit out of your common on-tap special. A favorite of beer snobs everywhere.

Slovenly Drunk: "Dude, let's go get a case of Bud Light!"

Sophisticated Beer Snob: "I'll drink that piss when I'm dead. Give me a Heffy or give me death."

by The Motherfuckin' Mailbox October 5, 2007

The Hoffy

a perverted state of sexual harasment. also know as the 100, but instead of a marching band you do a slutty girl and a freshman boy's basketball team. when a guy likes a girl and wants it hard and raw with no rain coat. then you bust a nut in her pussy area. also this is when a man sticks his man hood in a woman's ear lobe. This move is not requested for amatures, it could result in major injury or worse. For example, swelling of the nuts, sore nipples, and smelly fingers.

Chief, i did the hoffy on that slut last night and i got her pregnent!
Guy, i am gunna hoffy that chick tonight!!

by Jimmy and Chris February 25, 2008

hiffler

A person of disability who walks with a limp. Often caused by birth defects such as; moms who didn't smoke pot while pregnant, dads who have tattoos and being conceived under power lines at 5:04am.

Look at that cripple shes a hiffler.

Hifflers hate steps.

Bob has been a hiffler since his Lion taiming accident.

by SS Express August 8, 2008

Hiffing

A laugh one has that only comes out of their nose. Breathing heavily out of your nose in laughter in place of out of your mouth.

"I was watching Comedy Central. The comedian made me hiff a lot."
"His joke made me hiff."
"I was hiffing a lot at how funny the new kid was.

by kpillow August 31, 2010

Hifflepoo

The word you say when you stub your left pinky toe

**studs toe** OH HIFFLEPOO

by #mytamponjustfellout June 4, 2018

huffy puffy

when you smoke entire joint while riding your bike without taking your hands off the handle bars.

woo wee I almost passed out but that was one nice 10 mile huffy puffy.

by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021

huffy

a skank who likes have sex with virgin males.

you see that girl? She's been the first bang for every dude in the school. She's a Huffy.

Yeah dude, she's totally a popular first bicycle for young boys.

by spissatus June 5, 2009