Your Mother Was a Hampster!

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"

Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

herpster

n. A hipster with herpes.

I met a nice boy at a party, but I realized his vague and disillusioned attitude, his close adherence to every current trend, and his refusal to wear a condom were the hallmarks of a herpster.

by emdub415 November 11, 2007

hamsterspan

The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.

DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?"
LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"

by Frankie_G May 23, 2008

Hipsterstandable

Something a hipster says when they understand something totally hipster.

Miles :"Pearl I needed a new pair of Toms because I spilled my Vegan Squash soup on them."

Pearl:"That's hipsterstandable."

by Charlotti November 27, 2012

Kia Hamsters

Higher than god themselves. Part of the Kia Souls commercials and should be respected and praised around the country. They may seem like Alvin and the Chipmunks, but oh boy they are 10x better. They are the sexiest beings alive.

Lin: have you seen the Kia soul commercial with those rats?
Matthew: OFC!!! Are you kidding me, I jack off to them everyday. They are hamsters btw. Next time you call them Rats ill end your existence. PRAISE The Kia Hamsters!

by Phoenix0_o May 18, 2021

hempstead

village of hempstead on long island. contains many bad parts. lots of crime and drugs are in hempstead

hempstead holds it down

by wumaster May 15, 2007

Hepster

The original word for hipster; a devotee of jazz.

20's slang
v. being hip

Also, hep-cat.

"Hey, did you hear Louis Armstrong's new record?"
"Yeah, cat! He's got the chops!"
"We're such hepsters"

by Popmadon June 29, 2013