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Fan: yeah that fake betch
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Fan: yeah that fake betch
Only the 5sosfam will get this if not go to YouTube and search Luke Hemmings fake betch and it will explain everything
Btw follow me on Instagram @5sos_is_ma_jam
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Get the Luke hemmings mug.Hemil, usually has all the girls running after him. Smart, loyal, and handsome, one of the kindest guys you'll meet. He is keen to his words and has a soft spot for people that are near/close to him.
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When a person turns a simple email into an ongoing discourse on the subject with ever-escalating levels of "clarification" with each reply-all. Often accompanied by a growing list of email participants.
See also: Mansplaining
See also: Mansplaining
I emailed him to ask if he wanted fish for dinner. It became a family hemail covering wild caught vs farm raised fish, commercial overfishing, and territorial waters. I just wanted to know if he wanted salmon or shrimp and now his mom isn't speaking to me. So, we're having soup.
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must be protected at all costs because if anyone hurts him we’ll all cry.
loves his dog petunia.
very, very greasy.
must be protected at all costs because if anyone hurts him we’ll all cry.
loves his dog petunia.
very, very greasy.
by theonlyreason December 16, 2018
Get the luke hemmings mug.(noun) The act of humming while performing cunnilingus, for the specific purpose of enhancing one's partner's pleasure. The "humming" could literally be an audible humming sound created with the vocal tract, or alternatively, only a figure of speech, used to describe any number of techniques for causing the mouth, tongue, cheeks, or other parts of the face to rapidly oscillate or vibrate.
Origin: Probably a portmanteau of the verb to hum and the noun cunnilingus. Of uncertain date of origin, but frequently used within the last five years on the internet by some of the reclusive writers who post at forums where extramarital affairs are discussed. Also seen at completely different forums, where perplexed schoolteachers ponder the meaning of recently coined words, used by their students. (In this case, UrbanDictionary.com provides a valuable public service to educational professionals!)
Origin: Probably a portmanteau of the verb to hum and the noun cunnilingus. Of uncertain date of origin, but frequently used within the last five years on the internet by some of the reclusive writers who post at forums where extramarital affairs are discussed. Also seen at completely different forums, where perplexed schoolteachers ponder the meaning of recently coined words, used by their students. (In this case, UrbanDictionary.com provides a valuable public service to educational professionals!)
postings by schoolteachers, probably wondering about the meaning of various alternative spellings of hummugus, humongous, or humungous, at forum --
http://www.glennalicious.org/archives/2004/09/school_flow.html
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Original Post (OP) ...My favorite student mistake so far-
A girl wrote a sentence with the word 'hummnungus.' Just as gaint means giant, I think the first word is humungous, but you can never tell with kids.
Posted by G at September 25, 2004 07:27 PM
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Comments to OP--
The word of the year is "GINORMOUS". A mixture of "giant" and "enormous" that seems to be permeating my household of late. I thought after junior high they stop making up their own words. I was wrong.
Posted by: pua at September 26, 2004 04:49 PM
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"Hummunungus" sounds like something boy hummingbirds would do to girl hummingbirds. But I didn't say that out loud.
Posted by: PatCH at September 27, 2004 03:08 AM
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Hummilingus?
Posted by: palochi at September 27, 2004 02:21 PM
Posted to an internet forum for discussing extramarital affairs, the Philanderers Forum, found at http://www.privateaffairs.com/PForum2/ and associated with http://philanderers.com/
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OP (original poster): "my last MM (boyfriend who was a married man) had a delightful way of eating pussy. "
Her girlfriend and confidant: "What, may I ask, did this accomplished pussy eater manage to do, to be so thrilling to your jaded libido?"
OP: "ummmmm... he hummed."
Confidant: "He did what? He hummed a tune?"
OP: "Not exactly. It's hard to describe. I am not sure if it was humming. Whatever it was, he made his mouth vibrate, giving my clit the most subtle but intense sensations. It was almost too intense. At first, I did not like it. But he seemed to be able to tell how much I could stand, by listening to me moan. So, if I would relax and sing out to him, he could fly me up to altitude faster than a pocket rocket. I was very sorry to see him go back to his wife."
Lurking participant, chiming in: "Wow! Sounds like he was givin' you hummilingus!"
OP: "Hummilingus? How apropos! He not only hummed like a Hummingbird, but like a thirsty little bird, was eager to lap up all of my nectar, too"
Confidant: " The humming-bird? Mon dieu! Le colibri de Montréal Club Super Sex!"
Lurking participant, again: "Careful, you can't believe everything you read in this forum... could be tongue-in-cheek... or on the other hand, literally, TONGUE!"
http://www.glennalicious.org/archives/2004/09/school_flow.html
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Original Post (OP) ...My favorite student mistake so far-
A girl wrote a sentence with the word 'hummnungus.' Just as gaint means giant, I think the first word is humungous, but you can never tell with kids.
Posted by G at September 25, 2004 07:27 PM
...
Comments to OP--
The word of the year is "GINORMOUS". A mixture of "giant" and "enormous" that seems to be permeating my household of late. I thought after junior high they stop making up their own words. I was wrong.
Posted by: pua at September 26, 2004 04:49 PM
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"Hummunungus" sounds like something boy hummingbirds would do to girl hummingbirds. But I didn't say that out loud.
Posted by: PatCH at September 27, 2004 03:08 AM
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Hummilingus?
Posted by: palochi at September 27, 2004 02:21 PM
Posted to an internet forum for discussing extramarital affairs, the Philanderers Forum, found at http://www.privateaffairs.com/PForum2/ and associated with http://philanderers.com/
...
OP (original poster): "my last MM (boyfriend who was a married man) had a delightful way of eating pussy. "
Her girlfriend and confidant: "What, may I ask, did this accomplished pussy eater manage to do, to be so thrilling to your jaded libido?"
OP: "ummmmm... he hummed."
Confidant: "He did what? He hummed a tune?"
OP: "Not exactly. It's hard to describe. I am not sure if it was humming. Whatever it was, he made his mouth vibrate, giving my clit the most subtle but intense sensations. It was almost too intense. At first, I did not like it. But he seemed to be able to tell how much I could stand, by listening to me moan. So, if I would relax and sing out to him, he could fly me up to altitude faster than a pocket rocket. I was very sorry to see him go back to his wife."
Lurking participant, chiming in: "Wow! Sounds like he was givin' you hummilingus!"
OP: "Hummilingus? How apropos! He not only hummed like a Hummingbird, but like a thirsty little bird, was eager to lap up all of my nectar, too"
Confidant: " The humming-bird? Mon dieu! Le colibri de Montréal Club Super Sex!"
Lurking participant, again: "Careful, you can't believe everything you read in this forum... could be tongue-in-cheek... or on the other hand, literally, TONGUE!"
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