(adj.) Used to describe someone who, despite being given lucrative amounts of money and rewards, decides to whine, complain, and "sit on the sidelines due to a so-called injury" while at work, and sometimes not even come in to work, because he/she feels that everything should be about them. Also, despite the money and rewards they are being given to do their job, this person feels that they have no obligation to actually do the job they're paid for.
Guy 1: It's almost time for this meeting to start. Where's Albert?
Guy 2: I heard he wasn't coming to the meeting.
Guy 1: But isn't this meeting mandatory?
Guy 2: Yeah, but he said that the meeting didn't apply to him as an individual.
Guy 1: It's supposed to be about the team. Albert is so haynesworthless.
Guy 2: I heard he wasn't coming to the meeting.
Guy 1: But isn't this meeting mandatory?
Guy 2: Yeah, but he said that the meeting didn't apply to him as an individual.
Guy 1: It's supposed to be about the team. Albert is so haynesworthless.
by BlackBeltBrewerX June 19, 2010
Get the Haynesworthless mug.The word you use for a kid who is the coolest kid in the world. Generally his ass is kissed by most people around him. Best known for lighting garbages on fire, and going to parties after breaking body parts.
1.Did you see that haynes at that party? he was dancing like a crazy mofo at that party and his knee was broken.
2.Man, that kid is such a haynes, when Bob Marley came on he fucking lit that garbage can on fire!!
2.Man, that kid is such a haynes, when Bob Marley came on he fucking lit that garbage can on fire!!
by floridahighschool February 7, 2008
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Get the HAYNG! mug.The sex god from Kingdom Hearts II. XD
Has three best friends; Pence, Olette, and Roxas, although none of them are as sexy as he is. They all reside in Twilight Town.
He's secretly in love with Seifer, even though they act like they're worst enemies.
Hayner is also known as the "local attitude problem."
His obsessions are; sea-salt ice-cream, going to the beach, sea-salt ice-cream, watermelon, and sea-salt ice-cream. =D
Has three best friends; Pence, Olette, and Roxas, although none of them are as sexy as he is. They all reside in Twilight Town.
He's secretly in love with Seifer, even though they act like they're worst enemies.
Hayner is also known as the "local attitude problem."
His obsessions are; sea-salt ice-cream, going to the beach, sea-salt ice-cream, watermelon, and sea-salt ice-cream. =D
by xHAYNURR October 14, 2008
Get the Hayner mug.1) Anything that happens by chance that is somewhat to extremely mind boggling.
2) Something that occurs that can be described only by few words.
2) Something that occurs that can be described only by few words.
1) "Well all that can be said about that party is that it was absolutely hayness. People everywhere, dude i couldn't tell where the keg was, it was in rotation of rooms."
2) "I have to say, the way that Buster downed that whole bottle of Everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness."
2) "I have to say, the way that Buster downed that whole bottle of Everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness."
by Hood-e-ni October 17, 2008
Get the Hayness mug.Eve will be your VERY CLOSE and BFF for about 4 months. She'll love to dance and show off. Eve will eventually steal your boyfriend and your other best friends too. She secretly hates all the girls but put on an act for every single million of them. Sorry but she's real popular. She'll eventually squeeze you in between Martha and Cindy. If you hate Eve then she'll hate you for no reason WHAT-so-ever. Except for the hatred you try and make up over five billion times. Eve acts like she didn't do anything but she did. So if you have an Eve as a friend, slightly move away. When your unseen by her, run away to Asia.
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