The feeling you experience after a long period of smoking. Much like a hangover you would experience after a long period of drinking. Symptoms include loss of motivation, an overwhelming urge to eat everything in site, temporary body paralyzation where you are stuck on a couch or in a bed for a long period of time, excessive sleeping, short term memory loss.
"Dude, I got so stoned off those bong rips from a couple hours ago now I have a killer hashover. Bring me some treats, I can't move!"
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"Man, I really wish we wouldn't have smoked 20 bowls last night. I woke up with a killer hashover and forgot I had an exam at 8am."
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"Man, I really wish we wouldn't have smoked 20 bowls last night. I woke up with a killer hashover and forgot I had an exam at 8am."
by JSimpsonBMcintyre January 25, 2009
Get the hashover mug.Haakon, the name of Norwegian Kings, meaning more powerfull than God (see Håkon).
List of Kings:
Haakon I of Norway (c. 920–961), the Good
Haakon Magnusson of Norway (1068-94)
Haakon II of Norway (died 1162), Haakon Herdebrei
Haakon III of Norway (1170s–1204), Haakon Sverreson
Haakon IV of Norway (1204-1263), the Old
Haakon V of Norway (1270-1319), Haakon V Magnusson
Haakon VI of Norway (c. 1340–1380), Haakon VI Magnusson
Haakon VII of Norway (1872-1957)
Haakon, Crown Prince of Norway (born 1973), future Haakon VIII
List of Kings:
Haakon I of Norway (c. 920–961), the Good
Haakon Magnusson of Norway (1068-94)
Haakon II of Norway (died 1162), Haakon Herdebrei
Haakon III of Norway (1170s–1204), Haakon Sverreson
Haakon IV of Norway (1204-1263), the Old
Haakon V of Norway (1270-1319), Haakon V Magnusson
Haakon VI of Norway (c. 1340–1380), Haakon VI Magnusson
Haakon VII of Norway (1872-1957)
Haakon, Crown Prince of Norway (born 1973), future Haakon VIII
by Latskap June 16, 2011
Get the Haakon mug.OK PEEPS LISTN UP, ONLY GON SAY THIS WUNCE- HASO IS A VERY IMPORTANT TERM IN THE GIRL WORLD. BASICALLY, IT IS A VERY SIMPLE ACRONYM FOR ALL GIRLS TO REMEMBER ALL THA TIME N IF U DON'T REMEMBER U R A HUGE BITCH N WON'T B GETTING ANY OF MY JELLO SHOTS NEXT THURSDAY (LITRLY JUST COMMON KNOWLEDGE)
H - HELP
A - A
S - SISTER
O - OUT
IT IS RLLY THAT SIMPLE. WHEN UR GIRL NEEDS U 2 HOLD HER HAIR BAQ @ THE BAR - HASO. WHEN UR GIRL NEEDS U 2 GO GET HER DIET COKE FROM THE VENDING MACHINE 4 CHASE BC SHE IS TIRED FROM CLASS - HASO. WHEN UR GIRL JUST GOT BROKEN UP W/ GOT IN A FIGHT W HER BOO/HER BOOTY CALL MOVES ON TO SUM OTHER HO - HASO. WHEN UR GIRL NEEDS CHOCOLATE NOW LIKE RIGHT NOW AND YOU HAVE 2 MILKY WAYS LEFT BUT SHE'S BEN ON SOUTH BEACH FOR LYK 5 DAYS N IS LITRLY BOUT 2 SHOOT SUMWUN - HASO BITCH AND HASO HARD. WHEN UR GIRL IS WAY 2 DRUNK @ FUMPS N LITRLY HAS FALLEN OFF THE TABLE LYK 6 TYMS ALREADY - HASO N GIT THAT BITCH SUM CHEZ FRIES. HASO IS A LIFE STYLE, IT'S NOT A GAME, IT'S NOT CASUAL - IT IS HASO. IT IS SISTERHOOD. HASO BETCHEZ
H - HELP
A - A
S - SISTER
O - OUT
IT IS RLLY THAT SIMPLE. WHEN UR GIRL NEEDS U 2 HOLD HER HAIR BAQ @ THE BAR - HASO. WHEN UR GIRL NEEDS U 2 GO GET HER DIET COKE FROM THE VENDING MACHINE 4 CHASE BC SHE IS TIRED FROM CLASS - HASO. WHEN UR GIRL JUST GOT BROKEN UP W/ GOT IN A FIGHT W HER BOO/HER BOOTY CALL MOVES ON TO SUM OTHER HO - HASO. WHEN UR GIRL NEEDS CHOCOLATE NOW LIKE RIGHT NOW AND YOU HAVE 2 MILKY WAYS LEFT BUT SHE'S BEN ON SOUTH BEACH FOR LYK 5 DAYS N IS LITRLY BOUT 2 SHOOT SUMWUN - HASO BITCH AND HASO HARD. WHEN UR GIRL IS WAY 2 DRUNK @ FUMPS N LITRLY HAS FALLEN OFF THE TABLE LYK 6 TYMS ALREADY - HASO N GIT THAT BITCH SUM CHEZ FRIES. HASO IS A LIFE STYLE, IT'S NOT A GAME, IT'S NOT CASUAL - IT IS HASO. IT IS SISTERHOOD. HASO BETCHEZ
"Omg I literally cannot be @ this bar anymore I want 2 go hoam so bad n just watch netflix n eat chocolate can we plz go"
"Um, HASO? My hook up is here....................... lyk I can't just leave u kno"
"Omg I m so sorry, of course we kin stay. HASO n full effect grl"
"OMG LITRLY THIS DIET MAKES ME WANT 2 DAI AI KIN NOT DO THIS N E MORE AI JUZ WANT PIZZA SO BAD"
"U R FAT I'M SORRY HASO BUT U R. JUST TELLING IT LIKE IT IZ. HASO"
"OMG u r rite let's go 2 the gym. Thank u. U r a tru HASO sister."
"Um, HASO? My hook up is here....................... lyk I can't just leave u kno"
"Omg I m so sorry, of course we kin stay. HASO n full effect grl"
"OMG LITRLY THIS DIET MAKES ME WANT 2 DAI AI KIN NOT DO THIS N E MORE AI JUZ WANT PIZZA SO BAD"
"U R FAT I'M SORRY HASO BUT U R. JUST TELLING IT LIKE IT IZ. HASO"
"OMG u r rite let's go 2 the gym. Thank u. U r a tru HASO sister."
by ILYNOLA March 2, 2014
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Get the Hason mug.by JoeMamma315 August 26, 2019
Get the Haske23 mug.A Norwegian guy with a awsome name and a gigant 7 foot dick.
He loves to play vidoe games and listen to Music most of the day.
He has a half rare disease and a great friend on Instagram called Janus
He loves to play vidoe games and listen to Music most of the day.
He has a half rare disease and a great friend on Instagram called Janus
by JayDogMadFresh April 7, 2021
Get the HaakonPlayer77 mug.A form of Haakon rizz is forceful rizz, meaning no matter how. You will bag a chick and eventually bang.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
"No one can match that Haakon Rizz ong!"
"Wassup fat head"
"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
"Wassup fat head"
"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
by The Rizzelante February 24, 2023
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