Hasko

Someone that doesn’t mind getting smacked around a few times while playing virtual reality. Not only the best VR journalist, but one of the coolest people you’ll never meet because she’s secretly an evil Ai like the dude from the new Space Jam movie.

#Hasko For VR President 2022

by Joltierre August 4, 2021

hasMods

The appropriate response when your favorite streamer humblebrags about playing Among Us with his favorite congresswoman.

Hot girl: Hasan, he's like, instead of a Greek god, he's a Turkish god.
Chat: hasMods

by Cybersyn November 10, 2020

Hakos Baelz

rat

person 1: have you seen Hakos Baelz
person 2: oh, you mean rat
person 1: yes

by Rat#20430 September 15, 2021

Hakosuka

Boxy skyline. Hako is for carton or box and suka is for Skyline, as in the Nissan Skyline GTR.

Did you see that Hakosuka Gtr fly by? Is that skyline an old Hakosuka?

by Bad Bones October 14, 2010

Hassock

Litterally a prayer cushion, however sounds like one of the most fantastic insults imagineable. Used to insult god-fanatics and all manner of church-goers in order to remove their one decently named material possession.

Dave (to a priest): y'all a hassock!

Priest: the power of christ compells you *throws holy water*

Dave: IT BURNS!

by steveism February 25, 2009

hackorama

A spectacular display of cyber-criminality during which computer hackers do some extensive and damaging hacking.

The Kaseya ransomware attack, attributed to Russian cybercriminals, is a prime example of an impressive hackorama!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2021

HASBO

A Half-Arsed Sofa Bash-Off. Commonly believed to be the most depressing of all self-pleasuring, the HASBO requires the use of a sofa or settee (and in some circles, possibly a chaise-longue) and generally occurs having woken up in the early afternoon, with minimal possible effort and with no upper-arm movement.

Other common features include a hangover, not having washed for several days, being unemployed, bachelorship and a deep-rooted apathy towards social norms.

Josh: Wake up Simon, Loose Women's on.
Simon: I know. URghhghgh.
Josh: Are you having a HASBO?
Simon: Am I fucking ever.

by Slacker Simon and Jobless Josh January 12, 2010