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Hank Hill syndrome

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Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.
"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."
by moobm'n May 26, 2023
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Tight Hank Hill Ass

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When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
by Howard Stern Number 1 January 3, 2022
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A hill of or belonging to Hank.
All the child's ren climb up Hank's Hill
by TheUltimateJaywalker October 4, 2016
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Hank Hilling

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Hank Hilling (verb, slang):
1. To display a strong, almost stubborn sense of responsibility, work ethic, and pride in practical tasks such as lawn care, grilling, or home maintenance.
2. To approach everyday chores with the seriousness of a full-time job, especially yard work, fixing things “the right way,” and lecturing others on proper technique.
3. To embody the mindset of Hank Hill — valuing hard work, respect, tradition, and propane (and propane accessories).

👉 Example 1: “I spent all Saturday Hank Hilling — mowed twice, edged the driveway, and reorganized the tool shed.”
👉 Example 2: “He was Hank Hilling about how nobody respects a solid day’s work anymore.”
👉 Example 1: “I spent all Saturday Hank Hilling — mowed twice, edged the driveway, and reorganized the tool shed.”
👉 Example 2: “He was Hank Hilling about how nobody respects a solid day’s work anymore.”
by Norm frihole August 30, 2025
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hank'n the hillin

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When a small group of male friends(three or more) stand and or sit in driveway, patio, front porch, or alley way(preffered) drinking beer and conversing about nothing of any great importance.
Friend #1: Hey fella what are you doing tonight?

Friend #2: Wellllllll not much me and the guys are probably gunna be at the house Hank'n the hillin.
by ster and kyle May 29, 2007
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HankHill

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Hank Hill is when you stick it in her ass and demand her to fart around your penis
“Propane and propane accessories also known as the “hankHill” require that when. You stick your penis in a girls ass you ask her politely to fart around your dick”
by 420hondaguy April 8, 2025
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