Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.
"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."
by moobm'n May 26, 2023
Get the Hank Hill syndromemug. Hank Hilling (verb, slang):
1. To display a strong, almost stubborn sense of responsibility, work ethic, and pride in practical tasks such as lawn care, grilling, or home maintenance.
2. To approach everyday chores with the seriousness of a full-time job, especially yard work, fixing things “the right way,” and lecturing others on proper technique.
3. To embody the mindset of Hank Hill — valuing hard work, respect, tradition, and propane (and propane accessories).
👉 Example 1: “I spent all Saturday Hank Hilling — mowed twice, edged the driveway, and reorganized the tool shed.”
👉 Example 2: “He was Hank Hilling about how nobody respects a solid day’s work anymore.”
1. To display a strong, almost stubborn sense of responsibility, work ethic, and pride in practical tasks such as lawn care, grilling, or home maintenance.
2. To approach everyday chores with the seriousness of a full-time job, especially yard work, fixing things “the right way,” and lecturing others on proper technique.
3. To embody the mindset of Hank Hill — valuing hard work, respect, tradition, and propane (and propane accessories).
👉 Example 1: “I spent all Saturday Hank Hilling — mowed twice, edged the driveway, and reorganized the tool shed.”
👉 Example 2: “He was Hank Hilling about how nobody respects a solid day’s work anymore.”
👉 Example 1: “I spent all Saturday Hank Hilling — mowed twice, edged the driveway, and reorganized the tool shed.”
👉 Example 2: “He was Hank Hilling about how nobody respects a solid day’s work anymore.”
👉 Example 2: “He was Hank Hilling about how nobody respects a solid day’s work anymore.”
by Norm frihole August 30, 2025
Get the Hank Hillingmug. Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!
Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
by Howard Stern Number 1 January 3, 2022
Get the Tight Hank Hill Assmug. hank hill:i am da darker lord HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHA
yub:die
hank hill:oh no i died
yub:die
hank hill:oh no i died
by darkerlordhankhill September 18, 2021
Get the hank hillmug.