halvening

What a creepto cultist calls the event when creepto mining rewards are halved. Every cult needs its cult terminology, and this is one of those terms. See also HODL for "hold", and calling any dump phase (of a pump and dump scam) a "Flash Crash".

Anyone who's not a creepto cultist would call the event a halving of the mining reward. Only douchnozzle cultists call it a halvening.

by therealmookmerkin October 2, 2019

Halled

When a teacher pulls you from class into the hall way.

Example:
Ethan: Dude guess what

Mitchell: What?
Ethan: Mr. Palmer just halled Chris Haire

by Hlb for life August 27, 2014

halve

the most headass bitch ass fuck to ever exist. she also constantly makes good jokes and is very clingy. she has a very loud laugh.

“my god, you’re such a goddamn halve”

by footlong subway April 23, 2018

Havled

a russian wheelchair

have you seen that havled over there?

by Havled June 8, 2022

mrs halverson

A digital art teacher that like to eat children and she’s a bitch

Mrs halverson thinks she’s funny but she’s not

by Single Barry December 20, 2017

Haved

Haved is the action of behaving in a manner that is appropriate to the specific citation.

Haved is a short form of the words, "are you behaving"

As the children ran through the house I asked them if they were being haved outside?

by Matthew Randall February 16, 2009

cantalope halves

A woman's perfect (booty)or ass.

"Damn! Lookit the cantalope halves on Kayla!"

by ChChChChia January 31, 2008