Hoofnargle

To devour greedily with no regard for manners

Watch out or Michael is going to hoofnargle all of those biscuits

by captain_feathersword January 4, 2022

hofner

When you have a boner for no particular reason.

Lawrence gets hofners all the time.

by Elizabethanne February 26, 2007

hofnagle

When one bite's another's ass

"No hofnagling!"

by King of the World December 27, 2003

Hoffar

To eat someone out from behind, usually female.

I bent her over the kitchen counter and hoffar'd her.

by stookie420 October 29, 2011

HOFNR

Acronym for "Hard On For No Reason." Used to describe an erection (generally at inappropriate times and places) that has simply been triggered by hormones alone.

Opposite: HOFSR; Acronym for "Hard On For Specific Reason."

"Why do I have this raging HOFNR?"

"Grandma should avoid taking her dentures out in front of you, Bob"

by Ecclesies December 18, 2011

hofart

when a ho fart, issa a ho fart
usually smell real funky
mix a stinkpuss and doodoo

i think i smell a hofart
yo dass nasty
jesus

by trilliam turdsworth September 14, 2021

Hoffarth

Weirdos, Crazy. If you have a friend with the last name you are lucky because they are very extreme but will back you up no matter what.

Oh, your friends with a Hoffarth I am just going to... (runs away)

by 8ttihosghfsotm April 3, 2022