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hartless

A foreign douchebag who tends to walk nude throughout his house; overall an inbred piece of shit.
Johnny, you see that fucker over there, he's new here and he already beat up little willy. He's such a hartless.
by Dontlistentome123 November 28, 2013
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More Jam Than Hartley's

An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.
You lucky sod, you've got more jam than Hartley's.
by Jammycarrot June 27, 2009
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haute

Haute means "high" in French. It is pronounced "hote", NOT "hot". It is used most commonly with the word "Couture" (pronounced catore) which means "fashion" in French. Thus, Haute Couture means High Fashion.

It does not, however, mean hawt, hot, sexy, whatever. People who use haute in place of those words are idiots who seriously need to read the REAL dictionary instead of urbandictionary.com.
by Betty Harvard September 21, 2005
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Haute

Haute

...actually DOES have a meaning on its own, and doesn't have to be paired with "couture". It means "fashionably elegant" OR "high class" OR simply "fancy"...
haute
adj.

Fashionably elegant: “In Washington, haute gastronomy is at least as important as the national economy”...

...please get it straight before calling someone else an idiot!
by ...fashionably elegant August 31, 2006
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haute couture

French term refering to the extravagant and often absurd and impractically unrealistic fashion pieces that designers create to demonstrate their unique style and inventiveness.

Proper pronunciation can be tricky; haute is somewhere between ought and oat, pronounced quickly so that the o is highly unrounded ("oh", if held long enough, ends up sounding like a /oo/). couture is pronounced ko'tur with a highly unrounded 'o', a 'u' that sounds almost like a german umlaut, and an 'r' made in a way similar to gargling.

Alternatively, you could pronounce it in a very American fashion as 'ought kuh-ter'.

See also: couture
You can find plenty of haute couture in Parisian shops.
by koji May 22, 2004
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Chicken Hauler

A Chicken Hauler is a Trucker that has many extra lights on his truck, works for less money than most other drivers and smells like pigshit.
Spray the Lysol! the Chicken Haule is here!
by Pud June 5, 2005
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chicken hauler

1. Trucker-speak for an 18-wheeler with lots of lights on it.
2. Can be an 18-wheeler that actually hauls chickens.
see also chicken truck
Hey Rubber Duck, look at that Peterbilt chicken hauler coming up on your six.
by fizzle April 7, 2004
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