Gurkey

A term used by the Youtuber FGTEEV Duddy. Being called a gurkey turkey is the equivalent to being called a scaredy cat.

"Oh, you're such a gurkey turkey!"
"What can I say? I'm kind of a gurkey turkey."

by corey2525 December 30, 2020

Gamer Gunk

The slimey, gooey substance that forms on gaming chairs from the sweat, grease, saliva and gfuel from excessive sitting.

Woah, i sure produced alot of Gamer Gunk today on my Gamer chair, ill cleanse it tommorow!

by BigLadUnger October 11, 2020

Grunkle

Your great uncle or a grumpy uncle

My grunkle Jim is my great uncle and he is grumpy too

by Angela W.👀👀 November 30, 2019

Skunk Gunk

Smegma. Ripe cheesy discharge of the foulest smelling variety.

I gots skunk gunk under my foreskin.

My taint smells like skunk gunk.

Vanessa's poon is full of skunk gunk.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Gunk Cannon

A particularly large and angry erection

Gary dropped to his knees to admire Alan’s enormous Gunk Cannon, “I couldn’t possibly fit that in” he exclaimed.

by Herbert Schweffe October 24, 2019

Gamer Gunk

The hard shell of sweat and filth that forms around your balls after multiple 8+ hour gaming sessions where you don't shower for multiple days at a time.

"Bro my Gamer Gunk has gotten worse and worse, any idea on how to get rid of it?"
"Have you tried taking a shower you unwashed swamp creature?"
"Making fun of me won't help."
"I don't really give a fuck"

by Xx_Big Balls_xX October 18, 2021

grunkeradke

To be so highly aroused by someone's obituary that you search out their gravesite and dig them up to have sex with their cold, stiff body.

My friends were so bored last night that we got together and had a grunkeradke session.

by Leannan September 6, 2006