slurpin-the-gurkin

the act of performing felatio

that hoebag can slurp the gurkin like pro

by icebox February 14, 2003

cali-gurling

hands on yo knees and shake yo'ass like a ho!

didja see that hoe in da club, she was cali-gurling that pimp all night!

by MACOCK69 January 23, 2011

Gucking

The action of an erect penis being stimulated by deep-throat. Derived from the sound that is made, "Guck, guck, guck, guck".

Male 1 - "That girl totally blew me last night."
Male 2 - "I know, I could hear her gucking from my room"

Male - "Come on babe, suck this fat meat sword"
Female - "Guck, guck, guck, guck, guck, guck"
Male - "Oh yeah, here is comes"
Female - "Guck, guck, guck, guuuccckkk....."

by Gucking May 21, 2014

Gurning Drug Monkey

One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.

Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.

Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.

1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...

2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys

by urbankhaos May 6, 2003

gurkin

a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.

Look at elsey...shes acting like such a gurkin!

by weezyfbaby69 March 13, 2011

gurfing

when you get on a golf cart and pull a friend behind by a rope while theyre on a boogie board until the bitchy golfers throw a fit and start yelling....its sooooo funnnn

Try to avoid being spotted by golfers while gurfing, because they are all PMSing

by dontgurfonmyturf August 1, 2008

gurning fuck lizard

a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.

nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.

"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"

by smyphilis October 30, 2008