A guinner is a cute baby guinea pig. But guinners could also be full grown guinea pigs, kind of like how a dog can be a pupper.
Most guinners tend to be fat fucks and that's what makes the so god damn adorable. They also are good at attracting ladies.
Most guinners tend to be fat fucks and that's what makes the so god damn adorable. They also are good at attracting ladies.
Female: "Wow what a cute guinner you have there!"
Male: "Thanks, would you like to pet him and maybe go out to dinner sometime?"
Male: "Thanks, would you like to pet him and maybe go out to dinner sometime?"
by t3chn0bab3 October 18, 2017
Get the Guinner mug.Smiling all in a person's face, trying to gain their favor. Usually a person that is skinning and grinning is being fake or phony, flattering, or flirting. Trying to impress or befriend a person. Often they don't really like or respect the person and since they aren't being sincere, they are just skinning and grinning.
person 1: My boss always gives me so much more work to do than everybody else.
person 2: Really? Why do you think that is?
person 1: I don't know, probably because I'm not always skinning and grinning in his face like the other people there.
person 2: Really? Why do you think that is?
person 1: I don't know, probably because I'm not always skinning and grinning in his face like the other people there.
by xXSerendipityXx December 19, 2008
Get the skinning and grinning mug.Consists of dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a pint of Guinness, the participant must then down the resulting 'Guinness Bomb' in one. Much like it's more popular cousin the Jager Bomb, but much more potent.
by barry billet street January 7, 2012
Get the Guinness Bomb mug.A Guinness Man is a man who predominantly drinks Guinness above all other pint options.
He will sometimes drink lager, but more often than not he'll go for a Guinness.
A Guinness Woman demonstrates the same traits as a Guinness Man, but she is female.
He will sometimes drink lager, but more often than not he'll go for a Guinness.
A Guinness Woman demonstrates the same traits as a Guinness Man, but she is female.
by rormcgror October 10, 2013
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Get the Guinness mug.by Sylaine November 29, 2012
Get the Gunning to the Officers mug.Bob: Steve almost set a Guinness World Record last night at the pub.
Paul: For his really long fingernails?
Bob: No, he just drank shitloads of Guinness.
Paul: For his really long fingernails?
Bob: No, he just drank shitloads of Guinness.
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