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A guinner is a cute baby guinea pig. But guinners could also be full grown guinea pigs, kind of like how a dog can be a pupper.

Most guinners tend to be fat fucks and that's what makes the so god damn adorable. They also are good at attracting ladies.
Female: "Wow what a cute guinner you have there!"
Male: "Thanks, would you like to pet him and maybe go out to dinner sometime?"
Guinner by t3chn0bab3 October 18, 2017
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a 45 year old man who is either unemployed, or living in his mothers basement (or both). He does nothing 11 months of the year, but when december comes through he spends all day and night playing shinny, thought he has mad dangles, his goon tactics, and lack of a helmet or hockey gloves are what make this heroic man a GUINNER
hey ya fuckin goon look at that guinner in the red sweater dangle those moules.

gunnerjumped 

Extremely nervous, excited, or worried
Man there were so many people at that party, I felt gunnerjumped.
gunnerjumped by broly6 December 24, 2014

Gunnerkrigg Court 

Gunnerkrigg Court it a webcomic by British cartoonest Thomas Siddell. The main character is called Antimony Carver. It follows her adventures and discoveries wth her best friend Kat, at the Court.
1. Did you see the latest page of Gunnerkrigg Court?
2. No, is it good?
1. Jeanne messed up real bad. Coyote's there too.
2. *goes to read*
Gunnerkrigg Court by Pocketbug September 20, 2010

full guinnessbottle 

A full Guinness bottle is an Irish man with a thicc dick about to bust a load
Joe was about to have a full guinnessbottle.

M- "Damn Joe, that was a full guinessbottle. Let's do round 2"
full guinnessbottle by RuelleR April 2, 2020

gunnersbury 

found on The Ride, called gunnersbury catholic school, but its actually a slum. your nan probably got laid out by the front gate. bare likkle yutes thinking they're bad. PE toilets are a biohazard, DT toilets are always locked, and the history block is literally syria. the playground was actually called "the cages". Amanda's cooking was leng, and rest up mr buckley, got his credit card finessed.
1: "do you go to gunnersbury?" 2: "yeah" 3: "3up"
gunnersbury by bigmanretz December 10, 2021

Gunnertierno 

Only cook group owner that fucking cooks no cap
Gunnertierno takes stock no cap ask YGD discord
Gunnertierno by JacobM YKTFV October 19, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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