Guinner

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A guinner is a cute baby guinea pig. But guinners could also be full grown guinea pigs, kind of like how a dog can be a pupper.

Most guinners tend to be fat fucks and that's what makes the so god damn adorable. They also are good at attracting ladies.

Female: "Wow what a cute guinner you have there!"
Male: "Thanks, would you like to pet him and maybe go out to dinner sometime?"

Guinner by t3chn0bab3 October 18, 2017

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Guinner

a 45 year old man who is either unemployed, or living in his mothers basement (or both). He does nothing 11 months of the year, but when december comes through he spends all day and night playing shinny, thought he has mad dangles, his goon tactics, and lack of a helmet or hockey gloves are what make this heroic man a GUINNER

hey ya fuckin goon look at that guinner in the red sweater dangle those moules.

Guinner by goonsquadbuttonwoodgangstar January 7, 2009

Related Words

Guinner • gunner • guinness • ginner • grinner's • guinnea • Gunners plug • Guinness Bomb • Guinnesscide • Guinness shits

gunnerjumped

Extremely nervous, excited, or worried

Man there were so many people at that party, I felt gunnerjumped.

gunnerjumped by broly6 December 24, 2014

Gunnerkrigg Court

Gunnerkrigg Court it a webcomic by British cartoonest Thomas Siddell. The main character is called Antimony Carver. It follows her adventures and discoveries wth her best friend Kat, at the Court.

1. Did you see the latest page of Gunnerkrigg Court?
2. No, is it good?
1. Jeanne messed up real bad. Coyote's there too.
2. *goes to read*

Gunnerkrigg Court by Pocketbug September 20, 2010

full guinnessbottle

A full Guinness bottle is an Irish man with a thicc dick about to bust a load

Joe was about to have a full guinnessbottle.

M- "Damn Joe, that was a full guinessbottle. Let's do round 2"

full guinnessbottle by RuelleR April 2, 2020

gunnersbury

found on The Ride, called gunnersbury catholic school, but its actually a slum. your nan probably got laid out by the front gate. bare likkle yutes thinking they're bad. PE toilets are a biohazard, DT toilets are always locked, and the history block is literally syria. the playground was actually called "the cages". Amanda's cooking was leng, and rest up mr buckley, got his credit card finessed.

1: "do you go to gunnersbury?" 2: "yeah" 3: "3up"

gunnersbury by bigmanretz December 10, 2021

Gunnertierno

Only cook group owner that fucking cooks no cap

Gunnertierno takes stock no cap ask YGD discord

Gunnertierno by JacobM YKTFV October 19, 2020

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026