Definitions by rormcgror
Glastroenteritis
The state of being jealous that one of your friends is attending Glastonbury festival and you're not.
Man 1: You look awful...everything ok?
Man 2: I'll be fine, just coming down with a bit of Glastroenteritis.
Man 1: I had that once, it's the worst. Have you tried reading articles about how much it's going to rain? It's the only thing that made me feel better.
Man 2: I'll be fine, just coming down with a bit of Glastroenteritis.
Man 1: I had that once, it's the worst. Have you tried reading articles about how much it's going to rain? It's the only thing that made me feel better.
Glastroenteritis by rormcgror July 1, 2015
Guinness Man
A Guinness Man is a man who predominantly drinks Guinness above all other pint options.
He will sometimes drink lager, but more often than not he'll go for a Guinness.
A Guinness Woman demonstrates the same traits as a Guinness Man, but she is female.
He will sometimes drink lager, but more often than not he'll go for a Guinness.
A Guinness Woman demonstrates the same traits as a Guinness Man, but she is female.
Guinness Man by rormcgror October 10, 2013