A very heavy beer with a distintive black colouring and white head -often decorated with a shamrock (or love heart if the bar person wants to jump your bones). An aquired taste that reqires a little getting used to but once hooked is immensley pleasurable.
"You where wonderful last night but you stink of guinness"
"You where wonderfull aswell, wheres your toilet i need a massive black shit"
"You where wonderfull aswell, wheres your toilet i need a massive black shit"
by glackin November 10, 2007
Get the Guinness mug.A field gunner is a former member of an 18 man Field Gun team. The sport of Field Gun was played by the British Royal Navy up to 1999 and commemorates the Royal Navy involvement in the seige of Ladysmith, in 1900.
The sport involves a complete 12-pounder 4.7 inch field gun and limber, total weight 2100 lb. It has to be taken to pieces, moved over two 5 ft high walls, a 28ft wide chasm, and through two narrow openings that are each just big enough for one man to crouch and scramble through.
Then it has to be reassembled and fired three times before being taken back down and carried via the same obstacles back to the start line.
The only extra equipment allowed are two spars and a wire to make a sheerlegs crane to get over the chasm.
The average time for the entire run was around two mins 30 secs.
Nowadays it has been revived as a game for kids, so is not the same thing at all.
A traditional Field Gunner is therefore a hard-assed motherfucker who never thinks about injuries and pain, and a true son of a gun who you would love to have on your side in any confrontational situation, and who will have a good laugh about it with you afterwards in the wreckage of your wannabe assailants.
The sport involves a complete 12-pounder 4.7 inch field gun and limber, total weight 2100 lb. It has to be taken to pieces, moved over two 5 ft high walls, a 28ft wide chasm, and through two narrow openings that are each just big enough for one man to crouch and scramble through.
Then it has to be reassembled and fired three times before being taken back down and carried via the same obstacles back to the start line.
The only extra equipment allowed are two spars and a wire to make a sheerlegs crane to get over the chasm.
The average time for the entire run was around two mins 30 secs.
Nowadays it has been revived as a game for kids, so is not the same thing at all.
A traditional Field Gunner is therefore a hard-assed motherfucker who never thinks about injuries and pain, and a true son of a gun who you would love to have on your side in any confrontational situation, and who will have a good laugh about it with you afterwards in the wreckage of your wannabe assailants.
I'd fuck her at the drop of a hat. But her brother is a Field Gunner so I'll ask him if I can date her first.
Cheerful Charlie: Fuck, man, you've got no fingers or thumb on your right hand! Are you a Field Gunner?
Bollocky Bill: Yeah. But I've still got a complete set left.
Cheerful Charlie: Fuck, man, you've got no fingers or thumb on your right hand! Are you a Field Gunner?
Bollocky Bill: Yeah. But I've still got a complete set left.
by man of the sea January 27, 2010
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Consists of dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a pint of Guinness, the participant must then down the resulting 'Guinness Bomb' in one. Much like it's more popular cousin the Jager Bomb, but much more potent.
by barry billet street January 7, 2012
Get the Guinness Bomb mug.A Guinness Man is a man who predominantly drinks Guinness above all other pint options.
He will sometimes drink lager, but more often than not he'll go for a Guinness.
A Guinness Woman demonstrates the same traits as a Guinness Man, but she is female.
He will sometimes drink lager, but more often than not he'll go for a Guinness.
A Guinness Woman demonstrates the same traits as a Guinness Man, but she is female.
by rormcgror October 10, 2013
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Get the Guinness mug.An accessory to the more commonly known "wing man," the rear gunner's job is to provide even more assistance to the lead and the wing men. The rear gunner's job is to hurl insults and other harmful comments about the physical traits or mental insecurities of anyone and everyone that tries to approach either of his buddies. The rear gunner is a necessity for serious pick up situations, a job to be entrusted to a true friend and serious shit talker.
"Yo bro isn't that Stephanie your ex girlfriend?"
"Oh shit ya, Tony will handle it, he's the rear gunner tonight."
"Oh shit ya, Tony will handle it, he's the rear gunner tonight."
by Matt and Tony August 6, 2007
Get the REAR GUNNER mug.Bob: Steve almost set a Guinness World Record last night at the pub.
Paul: For his really long fingernails?
Bob: No, he just drank shitloads of Guinness.
Paul: For his really long fingernails?
Bob: No, he just drank shitloads of Guinness.
by Pistol Pete Maravich July 9, 2011
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