priest

1)A man of God who is supposed to look out for the spiritual well being of those who share his faith and offer comfort to old people who like that sort of thing.

2)A class in WOW that runs away every time you get within 30 feet of them.
1)
Guy- Catholic priests are child molesters.
Guy2- Not that priest in the Exorcist. He molested satan with the power of christ and saved a kid, hes a fucking legend.

2)
Guy- Ive got a level 70 priest =)
Guy- come back here so i can stab you!
by glackin October 21, 2007
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Guinness

A very heavy beer with a distintive black colouring and white head -often decorated with a shamrock (or love heart if the bar person wants to jump your bones). An aquired taste that reqires a little getting used to but once hooked is immensley pleasurable.

"You where wonderful last night but you stink of guinness"

"You where wonderfull aswell, wheres your toilet i need a massive black shit"
by glackin October 21, 2007
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