gaffing

(verb) to fuck one self in order experience a form of pleasure similar to that of anal butt-sex.

Example 1. All last night, we could hear sounds coming from Joe's room, which could only be done if one was gaffing themselves.

Example 2. That bitch walks like she either gaffed herself or had some intense hardcore buttsex last night.

by Giareze April 5, 2010

guffington

a blowjob, also known as "giving head".

chelsea amaral gave the entire party guffingtons.

by guffington February 1, 2009

gurfing

gurfing:(verb)Goof-Surfing - Browsing the web moronically with no purpose. Goofing off on the internet.

John?

What?

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary?

I'm just gurfing off and landed here.

by Phaedrun December 12, 2007

Goffing

When one suppresses a laugh at someones stupidity, usually resulting in a weird disgusted sound. Sometimes it sounds like one is hacking up phlegm.

Chloe: "I feel so smart today :D"
Saxton: "-GOFF- I mean uh yeah, you're always smart."
Chloe: "Are you goffing at me?"

by chlophtimus December 16, 2008

gaffing

the action of talking/chatting/gossiping

michelle spent all afternoon gaffing with simone

by Kev Dogg February 28, 2008

Guffin Top

When your muffin top becomes so large it moulds to become part of your gunt.

Oh, what a glorious guffin top she has!

Hanging out with the guffin top out.

by Lolatron88 January 16, 2014

gaffing it

having a party

we gaffing it later?

by treaff April 25, 2017