Gramps

An endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is gradually showing more and more characteristics similar to that of a grandad.

"G" used to go out pubbing all the time and never really minded spiders much, but now he has developed a sudden case of arachnaphobia and much prefers to sit at home with the wife, pipe and slippers. We used to prefer "G" when he wasn't such a Gramps!

by The Awesome: Explorer June 18, 2008

gumpster

A park bench. In the popular movie, "Forrest Gump," he's seen sitting on a park bench, passing out words of wisdom.

A park bench where some old fart or village idiot sits all day and tells stories or gives his/her opinion on everything.

by Tom Griffith January 31, 2004

Sugar Gramps

When Ladies get too old to get a Sugar Daddy they need to get a SUGAR GRAMPS - preferably one that has one foot in the grave

"wow, Barb just turned 40 and is now single... she needs to get herself a rich SUGAR GRAMPS"

by babzilla August 20, 2011

no guams

No Guam’s, means that you have no cares, being that you actually don’t care.

I have no guams right now, like idc.

by AujH November 18, 2017

Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

Gumps

1. A typical Alabama football fan. Usually so delusional that they think Bear Bryant is still alive. They also believe that Nick Satan actually likes the toothless fanbase.
2. Stupid person who likes Paul Fineburn slobbing Saban's knob.
3. Racists fanbase who only supports blacks on their own team.

Those Gumps are harder to tolerate when they are winning than when they are losing.

by GILF Hunter October 17, 2009

gramps

A crazy bastard from Seattle known for his way with the ladies. Particularly when on vacation in vegas.

Gramps get off that 19 year old. You don't know where she's been.

by Eva Wilts December 28, 2005